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Sanctus , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Please, do anything fucking useful with your vast amounts of wealth. Anything.

MxM111 ,

Well, my hope is appearance of [Xitter] TV as streaming service, will force other services to be less Xittier. Kind of anti-enshittification pill. But that’s about it.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

All the other services, at once: “Nah nah, hold my beer, WE are the shittiest of them all”

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Skydiving without a parachute would be my first choice.

beefbot ,

Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

ObviouslyNotBanana , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Is it going to be called xvideos?

mPony ,

the only massive pile of wank in that equation would be Elon.

Emptiness ,
@Emptiness@lemmy.world avatar

Shitter TV. Only spelled differently.

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!

RemembertheApollo , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

"Xitter"?

Reads like "chitter", sounds creepy enough.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Shitter is the mutually agreed upon pronunciation

SlopppyEngineer , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.

Propaganda app full of right wing video, fox news, Russia Today and the TikTok channel.

retrieval4558 , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

20$ says that this never actually happens in a meaningful way.

KingJalopy ,

$44b says your probably right

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Multiple bankrolls from saudia arabia and other authoritarian instigators to cover this wager

Gingerlegs , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Please god no

Brokkr , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

How is the X in xitter pronounced? Is it “sh” like in Xi? This seems to fit this time line, but it would be nice to have confirmation.

retrieval4558 ,

In my head, it’s more like Zitter

themadcodger ,
@themadcodger@kbin.social avatar

English is a descriptive language instead of prescriptive, so make it happen!

RGB3x3 OP ,

That’s how I use it. And it works.

Justin on MBMBAM recently talked about a “Xeet” instead of a tweet, pronounced “Zeet” and I thought that was also hilarious.

Buffalox ,

Yes Sh sound is absolutely what is generally meant. Making it shitter.

spearz ,

Is a tweet now a sheet…on the shitter?

Buffalox ,

That would make sense. 😋

1hitsong , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@1hitsong@lemmy.ml avatar

Great… Now we’ll need to make another client team in Jellyfin 😆

pivot_root ,

Or leave that one out. I don’t think there’s much value in adding right-wing video podcasts, racists, and Russian propaganda to Jellyfin.

cloudless , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

The only X button I need is the close button.

Fapper_McFapper , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…

SteefLem , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

That guy should stop doing….well ALL the drugs.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly ketamine

Karyoplasma ,

He should do more of them, actually.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Haha yes very good

(what does any of that mean, I’m not down with the kids these days)

sugar_in_your_tea ,

k hole

Being so high on ketamine that you experience an intense detachment from reality.

just_another_person , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

🥱

RGB3x3 OP , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

If it looks like a joke and sounds like a joke, it’s probably made by Elon Musk.

ClusterBomb ,
@ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Either that, or it’s an actual joke.

Danterious ,

No those don’t exist anymore.

kerrigan778 , to technology in Google has delayed killing third-party cookies in Chrome (again)

K, Imma just keep using Firefox anyways.

shasta ,

Firefox is doing the same thing though

asdfasdfasdf ,
Spotlight7573 , to technology in Google has delayed killing third-party cookies in Chrome (again)

Not too surprising. I’m not sure I’ve actually seen anyone adopt their new ad technologies yet and nothing is listed in my browser. If their competition hasn’t adopted it but they have, it’s definitely anti-competitive for the ad market if they just shut off third-party cookies and only affect other companies (which seems to be what’s delaying it with the UK’s CMA).

victorz ,

Can someone eli5 why they won’t do it, when Firefox has done it for a good while?

Spotlight7573 ,

Google has a dominant position in the advertising industry with AdSense and their other advertising-related products. Google also has a dominant position in the browser market with Chrome. Google can’t use that dominant position in the browser industry to make changes to their browser that would negatively affect their competitors in the advertising industry without consulting competition authorities which are trying to make sure they aren’t intentionally harming their competition in the ad market using their dominance in another market (the browser market) to benefit themselves. Firefox is small enough (and generally doesn’t have any other services they could leverage) that they can just make changes to their browser without running afoul of any competition concerns.

There’s also the advantage that Google has when it comes to the large number of popular first party services they have, like Gmail, Search, YouTube, etc. Using those services alone, they may be able to develop a profile of a user that’s better than the competition would be able to do with the new Topics API, Protected Audience API, etc and thus even just getting rid of third-party cookies without a replacement might be seen as anti-competitive. This is probably why places like the EU are also forcing services to make it possible to unlink those services and not have the data shared between them.

victorz ,

Perfect, thank you so much. ❤️ Love you long time.

Croquette ,

To me, it’s mental that if a company has this much sway over the market, it isn’t broken up in a million pieces.

“Hello, welcome to Costco. I love you”

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