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blackstampede , to til in TIL about exploding head syndrome, which causes patients to hear a loud, frightening noise when falling asleep or waking up. Up to 10% of people may have it, but cases often go undiagnosed

When I was deployed in Afghanistan, everyone I knew had the same reoccurring dream- some other dream is happening, and then out of nowhere, you hear a gunshot/explosion, and wake in a cold sweat, absolutely certain that you just got shot or blown up. And the certainty persists for about five seconds after you wake, as you shakily pat yourself down for blood. Good times.

zaph ,

And the certainty persists for about five seconds after you wake, as you shakily pat yourself down for blood.

Unless you also happen to get sleep paralysis at the same time! Happened to a friend who fortunately was in a tent full of very understanding people when he woke us up screaming.

blackstampede ,

Fantastic combination

3ntranced , to til in TIL: There is a sculpture with four cryptic passages in it that stands outside the CIA's George Bush Center for Intelligence in Virginia

The creator said at some point that there is a typo that makes the 4th unsolvable or something.

wahming ,

Source? There are typos in all 4 puzzles, but they’re intentional and clues to a further riddle.

Beardedsausag3 , to til in TIL: There is a sculpture with four cryptic passages in it that stands outside the CIA's George Bush Center for Intelligence in Virginia
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The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

Steveanonymous ,
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Ooooo 2 extra herbs and or spices!?!?!

ZapBeebz_ ,

Not even the Colonel knows what those two bonus herbs and spices are.

I’m betting whimsy and wonder

thesporkeffect ,

The secret ingredient is Wuv

flicker ,

Surely you mean “love.”

thesporkeffect ,

Who’s been screwing with this thing!!?

glitch1985 ,

I belive one of them is shame.

SupraMario ,

Chicken

Grease

Salt.

JustZ ,
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It’s not secret anymore. The Colonel’s great grand nephew or something posted the recipe online.

technohacker ,
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mojofrododojo , to til in TIL Soviet cosmonauts carried a shotgun on space missions

Because space is haunted. And buckshot’s superior spread helps ensure a hit while spinning around in zero-g. Solid slugs would go straight through the soyuz walls, duh.

EmoDuck ,
droans ,

It’s the sequel we’ve always wanted to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

As long as it’s about Buzz Aldrin and they’re Nazi ghosts.

Natanael ,
JoeBigelow ,
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greyscale , to technology in Microsoft released the first version of QuickBASIC on August 18, 1985 on a single 5.25-inch 360 KB floppy disk
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The very first code pre-teen me wrote was in QuickBasic a thousand years ago.

Core memory unlocked.

person ,
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Same here! ❤️

Unless you want to count .BAT files

geogle ,
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Back before dependency hell set in

GeekFTW ,
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Ditto. I had the option of taking a comp sci class in grade 11/12 which taught QBasic back in 2001/2002. Still got all the basic bitch programs I made for the class on a hard drive somewhere lol.

Illegal_Prime , to til in TIL Alice Walton (Walmart heir) killed a pedestrian in a driving accident and was never charged. She has also been arrested for DUI twice but never charged.

To be fair, I doubt most people who commit vehicular crimes in Texas get charged.

illiteratepotato ,
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It’s not like it was an abortion or anything…

Illegal_Prime ,

That’s part of it, but vehicular crimes specifically are often overlooked, many people aren’t concerned by high numbers of road fatalities, and often resort to victim blaming, as if it’s just a cost of living.

gamer ,

Interesting insights about motor vehicles coming from someone on “dmv.social”

Sconrad122 ,

Hahahaha, that’s DC, Maryland, Virginia. Not Department of Motor Vehicles. I guess Maryland doesn’t have DMVs, but it fools local Virginians from time to time too, don’t feel bad

Mdotaut801 ,

Lmao

BigDiction ,

This is a highlight interaction in the Lemmy comments for me so far.

Madison420 ,

One of the few crimes in Texas you cannot be arrested for is suspected ovi and open container.

Lilylavender , to til in TIL in traditional Christian theology there are four sins "which cry out to heaven for vengeance" : murder, sodomy, oppression of the poor, and defrauding a worker of his wages.

Similarly, In the divine comedy, predatory loan sharks are in the seventh circle of hell with the “sodomites” in the area designated as “sins of violence against god”. Interestingly, Dante the character seems rather chill about the “sodomites” when he talks with them.

CodaChroma ,
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Who doesn’t love a good sodomite

Aggravationstation ,

Sodome? No, sodomyou

Feweroptions ,

I strike at thee, from hell’s heart!

Is just fucking some chick in the ass

MajorHavoc , to til in TIL about exploding head syndrome, which causes patients to hear a loud, frightening noise when falling asleep or waking up. Up to 10% of people may have it, but cases often go undiagnosed

This made me double check, but it’s still just that I have loud children.

abbiistabbii , to linux in TIL that operating system Linux is an example of anarcho-communism
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I mean…yeah

JPAKx4 , to til in TIL the term Redneck likely originated from the sunburned red neck of those working in fields.

Why are people gatekeeping today’s 10,000?

someguy3 OP , (edited )

Some people get really snarky about word breakdowns for some reason. See it quite often.

Pilferjinx ,

No! All common knowledge belong to me.

elbarto777 , to til in TIL about Roko's Basilisk, a thought experiment considered by some to be an "information hazard" - a concept or idea that can cause you harm by you simply knowing/understanding it

Was this an elaborate way to make me lose the game? Ass!

Wizard_Pope ,
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Fuck you as well then. You could have kept it to yourself

elbarto777 ,

Oh shit!!

synae ,
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Someone needs to read the rules again

Wizard_Pope ,
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Do they say anything about this specific thing?

elbarto777 ,

I mean, if you lose the game, you lose the game. You don’t say “hey you made me lose the game! Don’t do that!” Because that’s not how the game works. If you “make” someone lose the game, tough luck.

By the way, you lost game again :)

synae ,
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Uhh yea, “you must announce your loss”

Wizard_Pope ,
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Well tough luck giess I never actually read the rules

synae ,
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Perhaps one day you can, good luck on your quest

KISSmyOSFeddit , to til in TIL ~62% of the atoms in a human body are Hydrogen, and are as old as the universe.

Hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas that, given enough time, starts to wonder where it came from.

Sorgan71 , to til in TIL about Swatch Internet Time, a decimal time system that has no time zones.

That system is far more illogical than the current time system what are you on?

TheLugal ,
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It is a marketing ploy to sell watches, it was never intended to be logical.

Sorgan71 ,

Watches were not invented by the time the system was popular

my_hat_stinks ,

Swatch Internet Time (or .beat time) is a decimal time system introduced in 1998 by the Swatch corporation as part of their marketing campaign for their line of “.beat” watches.

I could be wrong, but I’m fairly certain watches existed in 1998.

Sorgan71 ,

Oh, i thought you meant time zones

Lobreeze ,

I could be wrong, but I’m fairly certain time zones existed in 1998.

Zagorath , to til in TIL about Swatch Internet Time, a decimal time system that has no time zones.
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Honestly, all we need to do is eliminate time zones. It wouldn’t solve all the problems with time systems, particularly for programmers, but it would go a long way to solving the practical problems humans face, as well as eliminating one of the biggest machine problems.

Just everyone switch to UTC. As I write this it is 10:51 UTC. Anyone in the world can convert that to their local purpose. In eastern Australia, 10:51 is mid evening. In the UK it’s late morning. In western United States it’s late at night. If we always used UTC, people would just be used to this pretty quick.

clever_banana ,
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It would take about 30 years

huginn ,

It’ll never happen because approximately 0 people think about it outside of programmers.

Willy ,

Anyone who works with people in different time zones. Which is a lot more of us as we go remote.

Kecessa , (edited )

Eliminating time zones would make things worse. Right now you know that from 10am to 3pm local things will be opened with close to 100% certainty. Remove time zones and now you have to find out what are normal opening hours for the country where you’re trying to call.

Plopp ,

Yeah removing them is not a good idea. But they do need a nice global time complement for anything that is international such as broadcasts on the internet. I hate converting time zones to figure out when an event or broadcast starts.

Willy ,

That would be listed in plain terms on a website no conversion needed. I really only deal with individuals though, so they list their hours on teams and only some of them follow business hours anyways.

Kecessa , (edited )

Ok, it’s still more trouble than just remembering “France is +6 from where I am so I can call any business over there at 8am local no problem.”

The only proponents of getting rid of time zones are people who only think about how it fits their own situation while ignoring that in the vast majority of cases it makes things simpler to have time zones.

Willy ,

8am is too early for anything….

but regardless, imagine if you are meeting with 10 people all in different time zones. some in Arizona which doesn’t have DST. most don’t work 8-5 or whatever because thats old fashioned and sucks life from you. I’d rather know when you work on a single single clock. no confusion. it would take a couple months for everyone to adjust to their new clock and then everyone would be in sync. yeah its a fantasy, but things are more connected every day. think of the boon for travelers and airlines.

Kecessa ,

I meant 8am my time so +6 that’s 2pm theirs.

emmanuel_car ,

Yeah I tend to agree, I schedule things with people across the world regularly and coordinating the time zones and business hours is a pain. If everyone used the same clock it would eliminate part of that issue.

Ejh3k ,

Then a simple fix would be to not plan any meetings or calls for first or last thing in a day. Also, all work is expected due by first thing in the morning. So send that shit off as soon as you are done with it and its not a problem.

nogooduser ,

I think that it’s harder to all be in the same time zone. You then have to remember each zone’s working hours instead of the offset from your time.

I don’t see how it’s easier to get rid of time zones.

Hawk ,

Yeah, when someone now says I get up at 05:00, we all know that’s early.

Getting rid of time zones would remove a lot of context to conversations.

If someone is getting up at 16:00, the others in the conversation would have no idea if that’s late or early, same goes for working hours.

lordnikon ,

The Navy and Air-Force use of Zulu time would disagree with this statement.

Zagorath ,
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approximately 0 people think about it outside of programmers

It comes up all the time. Any time people are scheduling something between different time zones and run into trouble figuring out “is that your time or my time?” That’s an issue that would be resolved by not having time zones.

huginn ,

It being Zulu/UTC not it being time

alsimoneau ,

Just use UTC then.

Zagorath ,
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Yes, that’s the idea.

alsimoneau ,

My point is you use UTC to plan international meetings but keep timezones for day to day stuff. Better yet with computers meeting planning software takes timezones into account.

When I do a when2meet with my colleagues everyone fills it in their local time and it’s fine, and then the calendar event is timezone aware as well so it’s completely a non issue.

bouh ,

Maybe programmers should learn to do their job correctly instead of asking the whole planet to fix their simple problem for themselves.

The biggest machine problem ? That must be a joke!

kibiz0r ,

It really isn’t that simple.

If all your system cares about is recording incoming events at a discrete time, then sure: UTC for persistence and localization for display solves all your problems.

But if you have any concept of user-defined time ranges or periodic scheduling, you get in the weeds real quick.

There is a difference between saying “this time tomorrow” vs. “24 hours from now”, because of DST, leap years, and leap seconds.

Time zones (and who observes them) change over time. As does DST.

If you allow monthly scheduling, you have to account for some days not being valid for some months and that this changes on a leap year.

If you allow daily scheduling, you need to be aware that some hours of the day may not exist on certain days or may exist twice.

If you poll a client device and do any datetime comparisons, you need to decide whether you care about elapsed time or calendar time.

I worked on some code that was deployed to aircraft carriers in the Pacific. “This event already happened tomorrow” is completely possible when you cross the international date line.

Add to all of this the fact that there are different calendars across the world, even if the change is as small as a different “first day of the week”.

bouh ,

Man I wish this was be the biggest problems I had to work on.

All I read here is lazyness.

MargotRobbie , to til in TIL Peter Molyneux failed his first game so badly he started a baked bean export company, which got confused with a software firm and kickstarted his development career

Why is it that everything that happens on Lemmy revolves around Star Trek and beans?

Comment105 ,

The moment I read this comment, Julian on Trailer Park Boys started talking about beans on my second screen. (Yes, really, S8E2@15:30)

It must be a sign

Someone should make a movie about this, Matrix/Inception vibes.

MargotRobbie ,

Someone should make a movie about this

Are you trying to astroturf me into making this movie? Gasp. 😊

Comment105 ,

Yes, and not subtly either

MargotRobbie ,

“Hoisted with My Own Petard”, only in theaters July 21st. 😭

Comment105 ,

Look okay so I have the basic theory behind the film alright?

Eventually the crew of the Enterprise realizes that every planet with intelligent life they’ve ever visited has some kind of bean.

Every star system.

Every galaxy.


Background:

Long before the dawn of humanity (and every other civilization in the known universe), billions of seeding ships full of a variety of gene-modified ruggedized advanced beans were sent out through the cosmos.

Who sent the beans? The last civilization of a distant supercluster, who had known several millennia of intergalactic stability and connection (over thousands of galaxies, countless people). But in the last few centuries they had suffered a horrible war with something invading from the deep black. A majority of the galaxies were wiped out within the first few decades, but a distant arm of the supercluster fortified hard and held out. They desperately hoped to overcome it, but they had only succeeding in slowing it.

Witnessing so much annihilation, many knew this was the end of life here. There were attempts to salvage life, many generation ships were sent out but they always prematurely lost connection.

But they sent beans.

GOOD beans.

They established life in corners of the universe where life would have otherwise been impossible! They grew in the most fucked up conditions, there were beanstalks in methane oceans and spreading around supervolcanoes.

There were beans on Earth, before there were single-celled organisms. They established the foundation for life.

We’re not here by divine decree.

We’re here, because the aliens sent beans.


(Potential addition/twist: Fungus. Rarely found beyond Earth, almost always seen as a poisonous pest, humans being uniquely similar to fungi becomes an important plot point. Recently there has been a horrble fungal pest on Earth ruining beans in particular, but also attacking many other plants at an increasing and alarming rate. Human and animal fungal infections have gotten far more aggressive. Eventually; Mushroom zombies.)

(Spolier alert: The enemy from the deep black was fungal in nature. It feeds on worlds and builds mycelium networks through fibrils stretching through cold space off anything it can. Solid planets, asteroids, gas giants. Touching them, growing on them, eventually slowing them through a weak but persistent and increasing resistance. Growing like mold, but ever larger, always reaching for the network it moves through. (Only thing it can’t touch are stars, but it can feed from them.) After consuming everything it can reach, it sends out spores and slowly dies as it has sapped all energy from its hosts.)

Thank you, that was fun 😵‍💫🥸

CmdrShepard ,

I just minutes ago finished up the new season of Disenchantment before coming across this post. The main character’s name is Bean.

I also had a taco salad for lunch today and one of the main ingredients was… beans.

This is spooky.

dbilitated OP , (edited )
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i had no idea about the beans, it’s been a confusing education and i won’t do it again 😬

edit: perhaps it’s bean a confusing education, i don’t even know anymore

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