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arymandias ,

Does it say what he was doing in Dallas November the 22nd 1963?

3ntranced ,

The creator said at some point that there is a typo that makes the 4th unsolvable or something.

wahming ,

Source? There are typos in all 4 puzzles, but they’re intentional and clues to a further riddle.

Nobody ,

I’ve solved the fourth one. It says, “We killed JFK. There, I said it.”

Beardedsausag3 ,
@Beardedsausag3@kbin.social avatar

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

Steveanonymous ,
@Steveanonymous@lemmy.world avatar

Ooooo 2 extra herbs and or spices!?!?!

ZapBeebz_ ,

Not even the Colonel knows what those two bonus herbs and spices are.

I’m betting whimsy and wonder

thesporkeffect ,

The secret ingredient is Wuv

flicker ,

Surely you mean “love.”

thesporkeffect ,

Who’s been screwing with this thing!!?

glitch1985 ,

I belive one of them is shame.

SupraMario ,

Chicken

Grease

Salt.

JustZ ,
@JustZ@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not secret anymore. The Colonel’s great grand nephew or something posted the recipe online.

technohacker ,
@technohacker@programming.dev avatar

Ooh TIL! found it on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe#Joe_Led…

Cheradenine ,

Wired did a series of articles about this (before they turned into a shopping site) here is one from 2009. They’re pretty fun to read, including how the NSA may have solved the first three before the CIA. I’m sure that went down well.

www.wired.com/2009/04/ff-kryptos/

eek2121 ,

Wired isn’t a shopping site?

ggppjj ,

No?

eek2121 ,

(OP implied it was for some reason)

ggppjj ,

Oh, huh

TrickDacy ,

The reason is that they are a lying weirdo

Cheradenine ,

I just looked at their homepage for the first time in years. I only counted 8 ‘the best sex toys for every body’ articles (that’s an actual title). So, it seems they are better, not Chris Anderson better though.

TrickDacy ,

Why are you lying? The closest thing to what you are talking about is an article called “What Should Your Sex Toys Be Made of?”.

Then toward the bottom there is a buying guide, something people want to know: What products are worth buying.

But sure, paint them as some piece of shit doing nothing but hocking products.

Cheradenine ,

www.wired.com/gallery/best-sex-toys-and-tech/

The title on the homepage is ‘The Best Sex Toys for Every Body’ just like I said. Wired used to be much better.

TrickDacy ,

That’s not what you said. Lying again.

shea ,

what is wrong with you you little angry nerd

TrickDacy ,

yeah liars are only annoying to nerds, great point weirdo

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Personalized ads…

TrickDacy ,

Sure aren’t. This person’s response to you is a string of weird lies.

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t*

TrickDacy ,

I just omitted the “they” of “they sure aren’t [a shopping site]”

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

freaking paywalled

Cheradenine ,

Wired is a soft paywall, clear your cookies, or use a different browser and you should be ok

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

ah, I was on my phone. I can see it now on my desktop.

PhlubbaDubba ,

It looks like they already have two plaintext samples, would they be able to try Vignere keys that result in both plain texts simultaneously? Every other panel was solved with Vignere

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

George Bush Center for Intelligence, that’s funny

Plopp ,

It’s next door to the Trump Center for Humility.

Aurenkin ,

Up the road from the Biden youth centre

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Adjacent to the Raegan center for racial tolerance.

MojoMcJojo ,

Beside the Kennedy School of Driver’s Education

Igloojoe ,

John Quincy Adams Native American Museum.

model_tar_gz ,

The Bill Clinton Marijuana Museum.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

The Andrew Jackson Museum for the Appreciation of Native American Culture

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

It’s named after the elder George Bush, GHWB.

Cheradenine ,

Yes it is. If it was named after dubya it would be funnier. Still the worst levels of the old testament, but funny, in an ironic, we are all doomed way.

Mr_Blott ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/71ee9de9-c082-4e36-8bc7-ba575425b277.jpeg

towerful ,

Damn, thats a callback

HootinNHollerin ,

Who was CIA Director before VP, President

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Yeah. Only for one year though. I had previously thought his CIA involvement was more extensive.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

When i was 14 i won a scholarship for school and was able to travel to Canberra and do some random crap.

Ontop of that we were able to put on a play for some high up generals and MP’s.

I put in one joke that was basically “we have received intelligence from he USA… then someone intergects America has intelligence?”

Had the crowed in stitches.

GBU_28 ,

It’s fun to think you’re political opposites are dumb. But in reality the dude did exactly what he and his squad wanted, changing the course of history for decades to come. Yes rove and Cheney did lots but ultimately they all played their role and achieved (terrible) greatness

Nurgle ,

Right, this is named after George H Bush.

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