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MercuryUprising , to world in Unilever will let Russia employees be conscripted

Unilever has been under pressure to pull out of Russia, but says the situation is “not straightforward”.

Yes, what makes it complicated is that Hein Schumacher, CEO of Unilever, would get a smaller bonus if he didn’t support an attempted genocide. Just to repeat that for SEO purposes, Hein Schumacher and the board of Unilever support a genocide in Ukraine.

GodAwfulHorridSniff , to technology in Netflix password crackdown has actually caused a growth in Subscriptions

Corporations bank on the fact that the majority of people would rather complain than go back on what’s convenient for them. This was obvious from the start.

If they ever start instituting ads regardless of membership tier, then it’s back to buying discs for me. It’s just going to turn into another cable service eventually.

pikmeir , to worldnews in Russia seizes control of Danone and Carlsberg operations

He who controls the yogurt controls the universe.

scroll_responsibly ,

The yogurt must flow

fearout ,
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PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/emhfPd4L6ag

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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NOT_RICK ,
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You thought your probiotics could save you?

Xylinna , to worldnews in Australian sailor and his dog survive two months at sea
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They gave a health update for him but what about the pupper?

BrikoX OP ,
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That’s the real question.

Pons_Aelius , (edited )

My guess, the dog is healthy: Anyone who lived with a boat dog on a small sailboat will feed their buddy first, and then feed themselves.

Pons_Aelius , to worldnews in Australian sailor and his dog survive two months at sea

When asked onboard the trawler what he would like to eat..." Anything but fish."

ilickfrogs , to world in Twitter Blue accounts fuel Ukraine War misinformation
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XeroxCool , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV’s anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

Zipitydew , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

This might be the peak. I can’t imagine how we’ll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

martinb ,

You are most likely invoking a “hold my beer” moment.

snooggums ,
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Nah, if he has a stroke and half his face doesn’t work I expect a non-zero number of his cultists to have half their face paralyzed in solidarity.

QuentinCallaghan , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
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Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

rebelsimile ,

it’s amazing how much the context on this sentence has shifted inside of a week.

apfelwoiSchoppen , (edited ) to music in Jack Black cancels Tenacious D tour and places future projects on hold after Kyle Gass comments on Trump
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Jables didn’t call him Rage Cage for nothing. Sounds like an ep of the TV show tbh.

youtu.be/krUP7yb50yo

piped.video/watch?v=krUP7yb50yo

fossilesque , to news in Pilot dies after Spitfire crash in Lincolnshire field
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This is extremely Lincolnshire.

FlyingSquid , to news in Pilot dies after Spitfire crash in Lincolnshire field
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Bloody Jerry is at it again, eh?

tortillaPeanuts , to world in Rishi Sunak announces UK general election for Thursday 4 July
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Polling looks good for Labour. Kinda crazy the prime minister basically torpedoed his own party because it was so bad.

Skua ,

They got to announce that inflation is more or less back down to normal levels, so this is about as good as the polling is likely to be. A there was one a few months back that actually showed the Conservatives getting fewer seats than the SNP. To be clear it was only one poll and I do not think it will happen, but for readers that don't already know this, the SNP only even contest less than 10% of the total seats. The fact that that was ever even close to the bounds of possibility is wild.

tortillaPeanuts ,
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Yeah I could see it being a strategy to keep as many seats as possible. After looking at the polling, the Conservative party has been declining in popularity since 2020. The best timing for them is ASAP because it’s only getting worse. They are just about as unpopular as they were when Liz Truss was in office.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

i’d walk around with a smug grin for weeks if the tories didn’t even win “official opposition”

zeet , to ukcasual in Skelmersdale: Kinder Buenos worth £134k stolen from estate - BBC News
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“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”

“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”

“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”

“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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😂😂😂 phoned a mate about this this morning and his first question was, “did they get the white chocolate ones”? There’s clearly a market for over £100,000 of chocolate 😂

Linkerbaan , to world in McDonald's to buy back Israeli restaurants after boycotts - BBC News
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Proud of everyone boycotting these companies.

Ironic that boycotting israel is really good for your health and all their companies mostly make junkfood like Coca Cola, Pepsi and Starbucks.

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