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jmcs , to world in Brazil deploys troops to Venezuela border

So, no peace at all costs and appeasing countries with irredentist claims in this case?

mwguy OP ,

We’ll see. I think the hope is that strong words and troop movements will make Venezuela reconsider it’s actions.

TeacherIsMe , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

Get well soon, hero.

TokenBoomer , to news in Tens of thousands join pro-Palestinian marches and sit-ins across UK - BBC News

We’re they promptly arrested for being antisemitic? /s

frequenttimetraveler , to world in Strikes on south Gaza: BBC verifies attacks in areas of ‘safety’
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It’s as if Israel wants to create a giant new generation of terrorists. So they can test their new weapons on them. Maybe that’s the plan in this festival of cynicism

filister ,

All the more reasons for them to continue the land grab and oppression.

Hamas needs Netanyahu as much as Netanyahu needs Hamas.

morphballganon , to news in Ivanka Trump must testify in fraud case, judge rules

We can expect Turnip to dox judge Engoron in 3… 2… 1…

autotldr Bot , to world in Bobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31

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Guinness World Record holder Bobi, a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo, passed away at his home in Portugal on Saturday.

“Despite outliving every dog in history, his 11,478 days on earth would never be enough, for those who loved him,” wrote Dr Karen Becker.

Bobi’s grand old age was validated by the Portuguese government’s pet database, which is managed by the National Union of Veterinarians.

Bobi lived his whole life with the Costa family in the village of Conqueiros, near Portugal’s west coast, after being born with three siblings in an outbuilding.

Mr Costa and his brothers kept the dog’s existence a secret from their parents until he was eventually discovered and became part of the family, who fed him the same food they eat.

Apart from a scare in 2018 when he was hospitalised after suddenly collapsing due to breathing difficulty, Mr Costa said in February that Bobi had enjoyed a relatively trouble-free life and thought the secret to his longevity was the “calm, peaceful environment” he lived in.


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Knusper , to news in Dog walker films winds lifting forest floor in Scotland

I would not stand so close to that…

baronvonj ,
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If the Police were there, they would have told him don’t stand so close.

s1ndr0m3 ,

They would have told him at least three times. Don’t stand so. Don’t stand so. Don’t stand so close…

baronvonj ,
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Don’t stand so close to treeeeees.

albert180 , to technology in Google Pixel’s face-altering photo tool sparks AI manipulation debate

AI Watermarks will work very well. I guess in a few months there will be Removal Tools en Masse out there

pubertthefat , to mildlyinteresting in Dog walker films winds lifting forest floor during Storm Babet in Scotland

Thought I was about to watch a dog die.

Meho_Nohome ,
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Sorry for your disappointment

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Greta Thunberg charged following Fossil Free London protest

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Greta Thunberg has been charged with a public order offence after her arrest during a Fossil Free London protest.

The 20-year-old is accused of breaching a Section 14 order that police put in place outside the InterContinental Hotel on Park Lane, where oil executives were meeting on Tuesday.

The Met said on Tuesday that it imposed conditions on the protesters under Section 14 of the Public Order Act, to “prevent serious disruption to the community, hotel and guests”.

It said officers had asked the activists to move from the road and on to the pavement if they wanted to continue their protest but that a number of them failed to do so and were arrested.

Fossil Free London’s protest took place on the first day of the three-day Energy Intelligence Forum - formerly called the Oil and Money conference - where bosses of Shell and Total were due to speak.

“People all over the world are suffering and dying from the consequences of the climate crisis caused by these industries who we allow to meet with our politicians and have privileged access to.”


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favrion ,
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At least keep the direct quotes intact.

Fisk400 , to technology in X begins charging new users $1 a year in New Zealand, Philippines

I wonder what those specific countries did to Elon. My experience is that most of his decisions are spite based.

Dave ,
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It’s very specific, isn’t it. Have you considered he may have just thrown three darts at a wall-sized map of the world?

Chatotorix ,
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Maps have started including NZ now?

lenathaw ,

NZ is usually used as a Guinea pig by tech companies, small population, English speaking, etc.

However I think it might be that the Alll Blacks might face off the Springboks in the Rugby World Cup Final and Elon wants to minimise the shitposting on Twitter. /s

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

My guess is it’s simmering anger at MEGA and Kim Dotcom.

ElBarto , to news in JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon warns world facing 'most dangerous time in decades'
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No fuckin shit… Us Poors have known this for ages.

theodewere , to world in Egypt warned Israel days before Hamas struck, US committee chairman says
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sounds like they were invited

Rapidcreek , to worldnews in Israel 'at war' after 150 die in attack from Gaza

Israel is attacked & we don’t have:

Ambassador to Israel. Thanks to Rand Paul’s COVID conspiracies.

Vital military appointments. Thanks to Tommy Tuberville’s abortion obsession.

A Speaker. Thanks to Matt Gaetz’s need for attention.

FMT99 ,

This has been going on for decades, I’m sure they will get the usual bottomless military aid.

Rapidcreek ,

First of all THIS has not been going on for decades.

Secondly, tough to fund aid when there is no speaker to put it on the floor.

thepianistfroggollum , to world in Rules of engagement issued to hacktivists after chaos

Do they really think that people who are already breaking the law are going to follow their rules?

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