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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Haiti: US nurse Alix Dorsainvil and child freed by kidnappers, charity says

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An American nurse and her child kidnapped in Haiti nearly two weeks ago have been freed, according to the Christian charity she worked for.

El Roi Haiti confirmed “the safe release of our staff member and friend, Alix Dorsainvil” and her young daughter, who has not been named.

Hours after the kidnapping, the US State Department ordered non-emergency government personnel and the family members of embassy officials to leave Haiti.

Originally from the state of New Hampshire, Ms Dorsainvil first visited Haiti after the 2010 earthquake and has worked as a school and community nurse since 2020.

The organisation described her in an earlier statement as “a deeply compassionate and loving person who considers Haiti her home and the Haitian people her friends and family”.

“She had lived in Haiti for multiple years, showing love and care in a variety of ways before coming on staff with us, but has had a heart for the hurting since she was a child,” it added.


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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Search warrant was issued for Donald Trump's Twitter account

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The US special counsel investigating Donald Trump obtained a secret search warrant for the ex-president’s Twitter data in January, unsealed records show.

According to the unsealed ruling, which still includes some redactions, Twitter’s lawyers did not object to the warrant itself, but disputed the nondisclosure order which kept it secret.

The company, now known as X under the ownership of Elon Musk, argued that it should be allowed to notify customers whose accounts are subject to search warrants.

The US congressional panel investigating the 6 January 2021 Capitol riot found that Mr Trump had drafted - but never sent - a tweet urging his supporters to come to Washington.

Mr Trump responded to news of the search warrant on Truth Social, writing that it was a "major ‘hit’ on my civil rights…

He has been charged in the two investigations led by Mr Smith, one surrounding events following the 2020 election and the other relating to the handling of classified documents.


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HenriVolney ,

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WheelcharArtist , to worldnews in Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail Zwerner

only in america…

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Wait until you find out you can buy an AR-15 for kids in ‘Murica. JR-15.

TheButtonJustSpins ,

I thought Snopes shut down? Glad to see that’s not the case.

ElBarto ,

Should of checked Snopes to fact check if it was down lol.

Saturdaycat ,
@Saturdaycat@kbin.social avatar

Oh god I wish I didn't read that. Bleh

cybervseas , to worldnews in Search warrant was issued for Donald Trump's Twitter account

Jack Smith and team seem to be leaving no stone unturned. It will be so gratifying when something comes out of this.

snowyday Bot ,

DMs showing coordination on Jan 6?

Rapidcreek , to worldnews in Search warrant was issued for Donald Trump's Twitter account

Imagine being the person who has to read through that drek.

infamousbelgian , to worldnews in Eleven dead after fire rips through France holiday home

I am a volunteer organizing holidays for people with disabilities (3 timesaver year) and this is one of my biggest fears. Every start of a holiday we discuss what to do in case of emergency but I hope that I will never need it…

Montartemis , to worldnews in Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail Zwerner

If that's not learned behavior I don't know what is.

IHeartBadCode ,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

Oh shit yeah! That kid totally learned from his parent that violence was a solution to emotional issues. That kid is fucked for life (which is highly likely to be incredibly short) if at age six they already associate lethal violence as an appropriate solution for dealing with emotions.

That kid will learn the lesson of fuck around and find out in a life-altering/ending way soon enough. If it's starting at age six, educating that out of him is going to be a near 90° uphill battle. And that parent squarely put that mentality into him.

Piecemakers3Dprints , (edited )
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… I’m not sure “90°” means what you think it means… 😅😶

edit: Apologies, I’d assumed it was a compound phrase and not a janky one — as in, “opposite direction and also uphill” (therefore, 180°) rather than “describing a vertical surface as an incline”. My bad. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Meowoem ,

He’s using it as in a gradient of a hill

Piecemakers3Dprints ,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

A perpendicular surface is not a hill. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Meowoem ,

He said almost 90 so yeah it could be, but it’s clearly expressive hyperbole

Grass ,

It does though…

Lemmylaugh , to worldnews in Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail Zwerner

Is suing the school the right approach? Wouldn’t lack of funding be partly the cause of how the school was unable to prevent this in the first place?

BrikoX OP ,
@BrikoX@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s a public school so payout will come from the taxpayers and not the budget for school. And the issue is not that they couldn’t prevent it, she reported the aggresive behaviour earlier in the day before being shot, but was ignored.

hypelightfly ,

For this specific case, yes to the first question, no to the second question.

Admin refusing to do anything about a kid with a gun after being told a kid has a gun isn’t a funding problem.

Alue42 ,

If I remember correctly about this incident, it wasn't only that the school was warned about the child's behavior from previous incidents and from earlier that day and it had been ignored, as you have already received a comment about, but I believe the mother also called the school to tell them her gun was missing and she believed the child had it and they didn't do a thorough enough search for it - I believe they only looked in his backpack and not in his desk or jacket, etc.

KoboldCoterie , to worldnews in Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Sounds like (purely speculation, since the details aren’t available) he pulled a gun on or otherwise threatened the agents coming to arrest him, based on his other behavior. Told them to come back with a warrant, they did so, and he took issue?

Either way, posting on the internet about assassinating government officials, regardless of whether it’s serious or not, was probably not the smartest opening move.

NightAuthor ,

“Opening” is quite an interesting word in this context

TransplantedSconie ,

He was posting over and over on how he’d kill the prez, the veep, and Alvin Bragg for months. The one that finally did him in was talking about sniping Diamond Joe. They paid him a visit, and he got squirrelly on 'em.

mosiacmango ,

Thats just the official story. What actually happened was that dark biden’s Cyber-Brain picked up the threat, so he used his lazer vision while at a rally in New Mexico to vaporize him.

The media is totally censoring the thousand mile long lazer beam the president shot out of his eyes. They have the footage, but they are too afraid to tell the truth, because then the Clinton Mutant Teenage Turtles will kill them.

Read all about it on that guys truth social page.

nohaybanda ,
seahorse ,
@seahorse@midwest.social avatar

Dark brandon strikes again!

Landrin201 ,
@Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

That won’t stop the far right from turning him into a martyr

athos77 ,

Or from producing more of them.

DarkGamer ,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

They sure are big on traitors and hostile to the rule of law lately.

Zorque ,

Lately?

DarkGamer ,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

The right used to at least pretend to be into law and order.

Zorque ,

They still pretend, they just also pretend that the rule of law is different than what it is.

You know how many far-righters have "back the blue" and thin blue line bumper stickers?

CmdrShepard ,

Yes the same guys who rant about government tyranny yet defend police (government employees/enforcers) at every opportunity love to also rant about the rule of law unless those rules are applied to them or their current flavor of the week messiah.

PowerCrazy ,

And yet here were are in a thread about the state murdering someone over words and liberals are falling over themselves to “back the blue” hardest.

PunnyName ,

They still are.

“Law and order” is a racist dog whistle.

abraxas ,

They’ve always backed conservative cops enforcing conservative laws against “other people” but letting conservatives off with a warning.

Dubious_Fart ,

They were never into law and order.

They were just into law beating and brutalizing black and poor people.

stephen01king ,

He never said they were. He said they pretended to.

Dubious_Fart ,

They turned a dumb cunt that jumped over a barricade to rush a bunch of men with guns into a martyr.

They’ll turn this guy into The Jesus to Trumps God.

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

What word did you try and use there?

Starlet ,
@Starlet@hexbear.net avatar

it was cu nt, it’s only censored on hexbear

eskimofry ,

What you mean that won’t STOP them? That actually STARTs them again!

HooPhuckenKarez ,

He must've forgotten to add "...in Minecraft.".

rjs001 ,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

No video, no proof that he threatened them. Innocent until proven guilty should be clear that this ought to be read as an extra-judicial killing

treadful , to worldnews in Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

inb4 he’s turned into a martyr.

BeMoreCareful ,

This is just the first step of Biden’s ethnic cleansing of white cishet Christians.

GentlemanLoser ,

You promise?

Lord_McAlister ,

100% surious. 4 real this time.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

good thing my family are catholic then

jscummy ,

Isn’t Biden a white cishet Christian? Unless you don’t consider Catholics as Christian

argv_minus_one , (edited ) to worldnews in Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail Zwerner

What the hell did that boy’s mother teach him? Because it sure wasn’t “sharing is caring.”

crow ,

“Share my lead”

DarkThoughts ,

From the little tidbits in the article she sounds like complete trash. Poor kid doesn't even have a chance. Glad the teacher survived though.

CookieJarObserver , to worldnews in Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah fuck now its a Martyrer

TransplantedSconie ,

A wot now? Marty who?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

That guy from Back to the Future

panchzila ,

He is way more marty now.

TransplantedSconie , to worldnews in Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah

Another member of Ya’l-Qaeda dusted, and nothing much of value was lost.

vegai ,

Bullets have value!

exohuman , to worldnews in Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah
@exohuman@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, umm… what did he think would happen when he threatened the life of a sitting president?

Lord_McAlister ,

I mean what was supposed to happen? Are we meant to be scared of the FBI? They can’t even take down an overweight elderly man with a combover…

MiDaBa ,

The guy openly posted that the FBI wouldn’t dare raid him because they’d get a 45 ACP in the face. I’m no law enforcement apologist but that kind of boast can put people on edge. Specific threats of violence should never be acceptable.

MorrisonMotel6 ,

I also prefer my threats of violence to be vague and unactionable.

I’ll see you soon.

neekz0r ,

Not if I see you first.

Dubious_Fart ,

My god you are such a troublesome priest…

keeb420 ,

I'm not a priest, buddy.

socsa ,

I’m not your buddy, pal

msage ,
ElHexo ,

Right? The US government kills people for no reason all the time and this guy thinks he’ll be safe after giving them a reason

temptest ,
@temptest@hexbear.net avatar

It’s worth pointing out that the victim probably isn’t in social circles where the government killing people for no reason all the time gets much attention. Hyperreality is a serious thing, the guy’s worldview probably makes it seem like free speech exists, unless it’s a bad slur on facebook dot commie.

ThomasMuentzner ,
@ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net avatar

a death sqaud in a banana republic … psychic evaluation in a civilisation ?

donuts , to worldnews in Search warrant was issued for Donald Trump's Twitter account
@donuts@kbin.social avatar

Hopefully they managed to get in there before Trump and his cronies deleted a bunch of DMs that could be used as evidence. I don't trust Elon musk not to tell Trump that the FBI are seeking access.

Spellinbee ,

I’ve seen in other articles that Twitter was forbidden from telling trump and they actually got fined because they were late trying providing the info because they wanted to notify trump.

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