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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

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Peggy Jones, 64, was mowing her lawn last month when a passing hawk dropped a snake on her before swooping down to angrily try to reclaim its meal.

The snake wrapped itself around her arm and began striking her face as the bird sunk its talons deep into her flesh.

The bizarre incident took place on 25 July in the town of Silsbee, Texas, near the Louisiana border.

The hawk struggled to remove the snake from Mrs Jones body, stabbing her with its talons repeatedly as it attempted to snatch back its food.

“There were puncture wounds, cuts, abrasions, scratches and severe bruising,” she said, adding that the snake’s attacks to her face damaged her glasses.

Mrs Jones described the attack as severely traumatic, adding that she thought she was going to die and has had trouble sleeping since it happened.


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CrimeDad ,

Take that, Australia!

OrganicIndependence ,

‘Murica upgraded to precision guided Dropsnakes!

midorale , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

Terrible luck, but she’ll have the wildest story for her friends.

Blamemeta , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

Neat story, but how is this world news?

LoraxEleven ,

Mildly interesting?.. doesn’t exactly effect The World, though.

Edit: a letter…

honeynut ,

the geopolitical effects of this are wide ranging. Please treat it with more seriousness.

Aurenkin , (edited )

Indeed, the U.S needs to ship more of these hawks to their allies overseas. We can’t be deterred by those who might say providing a snake dropping hawks military aid package like this would be an escalation.

VoxAdActa ,
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It's news that occurred somewhere in the world, I guess. That's what all the "US news is world news!" people were saying in the meta thread.

taanegl ,

It’s a world story because nature is fighting back. Got hawks dropping snakes on mfs out here. WE NEED TO FOCUS ON SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT!!

BrikoX OP ,
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It might be a strech to call it news, but consider it a palette clenser. And in this case BBC is the publisher that called it news.

cwagner ,

Texas hunts hogs with helicopters. Snakes strike back using eagles.

RickyRigatoni ,
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It happened in America and is being covered by British news, so clearly it is internationally significant.

turgidanklebrace , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

If a crow watched this happen it’s game over.

FaizalR , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her
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Is she safe now? @BrikoX

Thunderdonk4444 , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

c/brandnewsentence

stopthatgirl7 , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her
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Sis really rolled a nat 1 on lawn mowing, huh.

OogieBoogieMan , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

When nature says “fuck you in particular”

wildncrazyguy , to worldnews in Texas woman seriously injured after hawk drops snake on her

Yeah great, but what about the snake?

Woland , to world in Niger coup: Is France to blame for instability in West Africa?
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This is truly some cheap geopolitical analysis, the article attempts to redeem itself towards the but, Jesus, talk about clickbait. They’re literally reducing half of a continent to a monolith, disregarding the specific reality and conditions of the individual countries. Africa is indeed a country for the BBC, it appears.

BuddyTheBeefalo , to worldnews in Miss Universe Indonesia: Contestants allege sexual abuse

Indonesia Military Finally Ends Abusive ‘Virginity Test’ (2022)

It includes the invasive practice of an official inserting two fingers into the vagina to supposedly assess whether the woman has previously had sex.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Eleven dead after fire rips through France holiday home

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Eleven bodies have been found after a fire ripped through a holiday home hosting people with learning disabilities in eastern France.

Nearly 80 firefighters were sent to the blaze in La Forge after emergency services were alerted at 06:30 local time (04:30 GMT) on Wednesday.

French President Emmanuel Macron said his thoughts were with the victims and their families and thanked the emergency services for responding to the “tragedy”.

The building was being used by two groups of adults from two separate charities helping people with disabilities, the local government for the Haut-Rhin region said.

In an earlier post on social media, Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin praised the bravery of firefighters who responded and warned casualties were likely, despite the fast work of the emergency services.

Photographs published in local media showed the partially wooden building in La Forge almost entirely ablaze early on Wednesday morning.


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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in World Bank halts new Uganda loans over anti-LGBTQ+ law

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The World Bank says it is halting new loans to Uganda because a new anti-gay law contradicts its core values.

Homosexual acts were already illegal in Uganda, but anyone now convicted faces life imprisonment under the new law which was enacted in May.

The World Bank said it was committed to helping all Ugandans without exception to “escape poverty, access vital services, and improve their lives”.

In a tweet, Ambassador Adonia Ayebare said it was time to rethink the World Bank’s work methods and the board’s decisions.

As a result, the World Bank said “no new public financing to Uganda will be presented to our Board of Executive Directors” pending a review of the efficacy of new measures put up in the context of the new legislation.

In response to the World Bank’s decision, Uganda’s state minister for foreign affairs Okello Oryem queried the consistency of the move compared to other countries.


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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in World Bank halts new Uganda loans over anti-LGBTQ+ law

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The World Bank says it is halting new loans to Uganda because a new anti-gay law contradicts its core values.

Homosexual acts were already illegal in Uganda, but anyone now convicted faces life imprisonment under the new law which was enacted in May.

The World Bank said it was committed to helping all Ugandans without exception to “escape poverty, access vital services, and improve their lives”.

In a tweet, Ambassador Adonia Ayebare said it was time to rethink the World Bank’s work methods and the board’s decisions.

As a result, the World Bank said “no new public financing to Uganda will be presented to our Board of Executive Directors” pending a review of the efficacy of new measures put up in the context of the new legislation.

In response to the World Bank’s decision, Uganda’s state minister for foreign affairs Okello Oryem queried the consistency of the move compared to other countries.


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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail Zwerner

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While being restrained after the shooting at a Virginia school, the boy is said to have admitted “I did it”, adding “I got my mom’s gun last night”.

His teacher, Abigail “Abby” Zwerner - who survived - filed a $40m (£31.4m) lawsuit earlier this year.

Using his mother’s gun, the boy shot his first-grade teacher, Ms Zwerner, in the hand and chest on 6 January at Richneck Elementary School in Newport News, Virginia.

After the shooting, Ms Zwerner told police at hospital that she saw the child standing by his desk when he “pulled a firearm out of his jacket pocket and pointed it” at her, according to the newly released documents.

Amy Korvac, a reading specialist at the school, heard the gun shots and restrained the student until police arrived.

In Ms Zwerner’s lawsuit, filed in April, she accuses school officials of gross negligence for ignoring warning signs and argues the defendants knew the child “had a history of random violence”.


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