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whataboutshutup , to world in Russian ship hit in Novorossiysk, Black Sea drone attack, Ukraine sources say

Who in their right mind calls a ship like that. The word-by-word translation is the Deer-mountain Mountaineer, mountain being GOR in these words. It sounds so fucking stupid it’s hilarious.

shadowspirit , to world in Voyager 2: Nasa fully back in contact with lost space probe

I wish we were ready for another Carl Sagan. If we are then I’m waiting to be awed.

A casual post on the interwebs about losing/gaining communication with an object that uses less power than my NVIDIA 2080 beyond the gravitational pull of our Sun.

Lawl. Fuck that. Crazy. People looking for a miracle well just read the fucking article. Mankind can do amazing things when we just put our minds to it.

(Pre-edit: I was thinking I should use the ever wise internet to verify claims about gravitational pull. I’m 100% wrong but the point still stands. Damn it we can do anything if we just agree and put our minds to it. [From: NASA Despite the probe entering interstellar space, Voyager 2, along with Voyager 1, have not left the solar system and won’t for quite a while, NASA said. The space agency said Voyager 2 will leave the Oort Cloud, “a collection of small objects that are still under the influence of the Sun’s gravity,” in approximately 30,000 years, so it is still being influenced by the Sun’s gravity to some extent.])

Amir , to worldnews in Pakistan ex-PM Khan given three-year jail sentence
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I guess innocent until proven guilty is thrown out of the window too?

Kofu , to ukcasual in Plan for biggest Nessie search in more than 50 years
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Oh no… not… CasualUK, now I got the big sad.

Thedogspaw , to ukcasual in Plan for biggest Nessie search in more than 50 years

Nessie hahaha stupid humans you will never find me

leraje , to ukcasual in Plan for biggest Nessie search in more than 50 years
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I’ll save them some time: Nessie doesn’t exist.

Venicon ,
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Shhhh our tourism industry depends on Nessie hunting and haggis hunting.

C4d ,

The key is to figure out which of the three legs is shortest in the herd you’re stalking. That’ll tell you which way round the hill they’ll be going.

phi1997 ,

Yeah, she died of old age

leraje ,
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F in the chat for Nessie.

HonoraryMancunian , (edited ) to ukcasual in Plan for biggest Nessie search in more than 50 years

Just get McToot to blow on his bagpipes; the Nessies are attracted to the notes as they go floating across the waves

DakRalter ,
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Wait, was his name McToot? I always thought it was McDougal.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Just looked it up, his first name’s unknown (edit: oh I misread, thought you said just Dougal)

(Also it’s apparently spelt MacTout, whoops)

DakRalter ,
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family-Ness

I always remembered the song starting “McDougal’s on his bagpipes…” All this time his name was MacTout? How did I never catch that? XD

maccentric , to worldnews in Chandrayaan-3: Historic India mission enters Moon orbit, aiming for south pole

If they were aiming for the South Pole, it seems they missed by quite a lot.

Hamartiogonic , to worldnews in German city hit by massive hail storm
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So, we’re skipping straight to winter already. I did see some of the first signs of autumn already, but you guys are just speedrunning this.

hh93 ,

Pretty sure summer isn’t over

Weather is just in complete chaos right now and probably for the the foreseeable future.

Wouldn’t be surprised if we’d get more than 30° again before August is over.

Also hail isn’t a thing in autumn in Germany usually.

DarkThoughts ,

Hail is definitely a summer thing here, storms in general actually - or at least they were before all the constant droughts and heat waves. I actually feel this summer was a lot closer to how I remember them from when I was a kid.

hh93 ,

Yeah I’m not denying that

It’s not uncommon in summer but to that extent it is - and my comment only said that it’s not an autumn thing in Germany and I stand by that since it’s usually only happening during summer storms or in winter

In autumn it usually just rains since we don’t have those extreme short storms after a calm day the same way we have in summer and hail only happens with those

DarkThoughts ,

No it's projected to go up towards the 30 degrees next week again. Also, the last time I remember having 30 cm snow was a couple decades ago or so. You know, when we also owned sleds and were actually able to use them. I really don't need 30 cm hail though, but I guess the pieces weren't that large at least. I once witnessed a hail storm that had near golf sized ones, which really fucking hurt.

omnius , to world in Voyager 2: Nasa fully back in contact with lost space probe

The fact that we can maintain communication with something so far away boggles my fucking mind. Technology is some good shit, sad that NASA keeps getting funded less and the military keeps getting funded more.

baked_tea ,

Space war is the way you say?

omnius ,

If we declared war on Mars we’d be there by now.

techbits ,
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If mars had oil

degrix , to worldnews in German city hit by massive hail storm
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We’ve been getting pelted hard in the states. Just had one hammer a town to the south before it was hit by a tornado.

steve228uk , to nottheonion in Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
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At least someone was in stitches.

li10 , to nottheonion in Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness

It was bound to happen eventually, given his history.

CeruleanRuin , to nottheonion in Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
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Pasquale said: "In the act I have a great big pair of moose antlers and they’re huge things - they’ve got like these huge prongs sticking out, and the gag is I have to put them on my head and I go ‘I put too much mousse on my hair’.

"But at the end of the act the curtains came down and all my props are strewn all over the stage and they bring the lights down obviously.

“As I’m starting to put all my props away and I literally trip over my moose head,” he said.

“Seriously, I [thought] I was going to die,” he added.

If that’s the kind of joke he’s bringing, it surely wouldn’t have been the first time he’s died on stage.

soot_guy ,

Boom. Roasted.

thatwill OP ,

He’s carting these huge fucking antlers around on a national tour just for the lamest of lame puns. He must have workshopped this “gag” and miraculously not died on his arse, for him to decide it’s worth hauling the antlers around. Baffling.

Erk ,

TBF the right delivery can make a terrible joke funny.

InverseParallax ,

Agreed, I probably would have laughed harder if he’d bled out.

leraje , to nottheonion in Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
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Finally, Joe Pasquale does something funny.

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