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TootSweet , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

Oh. “Ham-mas” sounds like “Hamas.” I was trying to figure out why Jews wanted Christmas food to be kosher.

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  • clearleaf ,

    I would love to know exactly how much time and money went into coming up with the word “Ham-mas” itself.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    I bet it was the same person who came up with the name of the workplace on Archer.

    Pissed off some ancient Greek God and is now cursed to come up with amazing names and slogans that will become touch of death within months. Doomed to roam the earth from marketing group to marketing group. When he dies his tombstone will read “here lies the man who named it The Dangerous Life of Altarboys”

    SNFi , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

    It’s funny this is on “Technology” topic and not just on “World news” or like that, like if this blog was related to tech… it’s like a clickbait deserved to be filtered, bad quality post from bbc.co.uk… not saying anything interesting unless “he’s on hospital”

    Shadow ,
    @Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

    He’s a tech icon. I think this belongs here just fine.

    SNFi ,

    He’s a tech icon.

    Ah, I never heard about him, right now Apple makes pretty bad computers unless for their ARM CPUs that are more or less efficient, but that will end soon. They just messed up with arch CPUs, making things harder for developers.

    this belongs here just fine

    Nope, he is just one guy more working on tech, he’s just richer than his employees, that’s why he is here.

    pbjamm ,
    @pbjamm@beehaw.org avatar

    go read your computer history.

    SNFi , (edited )

    From the beginning? Why you don’t tell me exactly what am I wrong, instead to tell me to read everything from the first computer made? I might be wrong, so tell me.

    EDIT: I mean, I feel like he just started with microprocessors, but that’s all. I can’t read anything else he did for us, and if he wouldn’t do it, any other would do it. And as I said, Apple was good when it started, but RIGHT NOW sucks in many ways. So he wasn’t that brilliant if he can’t even make Apple a good tech company. They are just marketing. Apple right now: redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=0PK9RzSl9O0&lis… maybe that’s why he’s on Hospital, after reading the Apple employees saying 8GB RAM on M3 is like 16GB on Windows/Linux.

    He wanted to do something like www.crowdsupply.com/mnt/pocket-reform

    But instead after he left apple he did: d2skn5554g4boz.cloudfront.net/…/3459024_1.jpg

    JokeDeity ,

    Oh boy, you’re a fucking idiot. And I say that as someone who hates Apple with a passion. Woz is a legend and you couldn’t be more ignorant.

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    This guy was a legend. Steve Jobs took credit for everything but Wozniak was the brains.

    Wozniak is a much, much better person than Steve Jobs was also. However, thanks to Steve Jobs, we got macbooks. Wozniak would not have put such polish on the products as Steve did, or market it the same magical way. Steve was great at marketing, but he didn’t have the tech skills Wozniak had.

    SNFi ,

    Well, I don’t like MacBooks, they have many issues just to make it look cool… and super expensive.

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    I know, I don’t buy them either but still, impressive feats they accomplish.

    SNFi ,

    But that’s just marketing… I wouldn’t say “This guy was a legend”, he just did a company and paid employees. He could have good ideas, but many of Apple features are startups bought and stolen, like SIRI.

    JokeDeity , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

    Noooooo, that dude is a treat, hope he comes through alright.

    trash80 , to news in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

    On Thursday, journalist Riham Alkousaa was on a hiking holiday, walking with a group through the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

    A dumb American is about to ask a question about the geography of Europe. Why is there a region of Germany called Saxon Switzerland? Is that the name of the state or province?

    SevFTW ,

    Two Swiss artists in the 18th century were studying in Dresden and called it the “Saxon Switzerland” because it reminded them of their home.

    Hubi ,

    The state is Saxony and Saxon Switzerland is a national park within Saxony. It’s a mountainous region that continues across the Czech border, where it is called Bohemian Switzerland.

    I guess the logic behind the name is not much deeper than “it looks like Switzerland”.

    HarkMahlberg ,
    @HarkMahlberg@kbin.social avatar

    new geoguessr meta

    BackOnMyBS ,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    I think a “dumb American” wouldn’t even think to ask that question. It might be nice to treat yourself with more kindness ❤️

    trash80 ,

    Thanks

    Knusper ,

    The German translation of “Switzerland” is “Schweiz”, which is a word like “meadow”. It just describes a particular region, which often happens to be mountainous and with lots of forests, like the actual nation also happens to be.

    en.wikipedia.org/…/Little_Switzerland_(landscape)

    MrMcGasion , to news in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

    Maybe I’m just a silly American, but what kind of weirdo reports foreigners to police for being suspected migrants? Best case scenario ends like this where you end up looking like a racist dick. Like, I understand reporting actual crime to police, but the likelihood that you’ve run across nefarious immigrants out to cause harm is really low compared to the likelihood that they’re legal citizens or tourists. And even in the off chance that they are illegal migrants, existing shouldn’t be a crime, it’s none of your business, shut your mouth and leave them alone.

    Kusimulkku ,

    Someone who dislikes illegal immigrants I’m guessing

    768 , to news in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

    Huge “Mann-aus-Sachsen”-energy

    FooBarrington ,

    Of course it was Sachsen. It couldn’t not be Sachsen.

    DieguiTux8623 , to worldnews in Italy to seize $835M from Airbnb in tax evasion inquiry

    Guess who is going to charge higher prices for rentals soon?

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

    What it was supposed to mean? I can only read ’Merry Hamas’

    ArcaneSlime ,
    memfree OP ,
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    Just like people rewrite the phrase as “Merry Xmas” or non-christ substitutes like cats in “Merry Kitmas”, they were trying to make a ham-holiday. A Mass made of Ham. A Ham Mass/feast. Sadly, there is a war on so anything close to ‘Hamas’ is no longer suitable for mass-market humor.
    “Merry Kitmas” “Sez you”

    TheMauveAvenger , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

    I thought Jews had a sense of humor…

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    The group wrote: "Although this is potentially funny (the AJA committee has tossed around some non-PC jokes) it’s really not a good look.

    "We suspect some product manager may cause the company some embarrassment.

    “So we’ve politely written to Wesfarmers corporate suggesting the product be pulled.”

    intensely_human ,

    suggesting the product be pulled

    lol

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    I mean, it’s a fair cop. “Hey guys, not sure if you’ve noticed this, but…”

    It wouldn’t surprise me if Wesfarmers overreacted to their message because of who it was from, too.

    TheMauveAvenger ,

    I think our friend here was loling at “pulled [pork]”.

    bestusername , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
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    For fuck sake, it’s a ham bag with Christmas trees on it, Kmart should have told them to pull their heads out of their arses.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Idk this was pretty funny, the corporate panic makes it funnier.

    You just know there’s some poor advertising peon getting yelled at rn, even though not one person in the office put the dots together.

    bestusername ,
    @bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

    Few months ago no one would have noticed and now the entire stock will likely go into landfill.

    Fucking ridiculous!

    Viking_Hippie , (edited )

    Reminds me of how the Danish (?) organic snacks company now known as Easis was still called Isis long after those letters became toxic.

    Personally I found the prospect of terrorists making and selling organic muesli bars pretending to be healthy absolutely hilarious 😂

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    They pretended to be healthy? Wanna bet they’re awful?

    Maybe they should mail them to terrorists. You know. As a weapon against morale

    Viking_Hippie ,

    They’re actually very tasty. Tons of sugar in them to achieve that, though.

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Why am I not surprised?

    Oh well. Guess weird mailing those rice cake thingies that taste like styrofoam

    Carighan ,
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    long after those letters became toxic

    What’s toxic about an egyptian goddess? 😜 (to be fair, the terrorist group is called IS, and calling it ISIS was always a bit weird)

    Viking_Hippie , (edited )

    Well Danish news first called it ISIS, then ISIL and then IS. Now they usually use the whole name Islamic State, but in Danish.

    ArcaneSlime ,

    My friends had a CI wear a wire for a fucking weed sale, but they were watching Archer at the time he was there to pick up. Led to some hilarious questions from idiot cops.

    Overzeetop , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

    If you were to send him a get-well basket of fruit, would you include or exclude apples?

    DoucheBagMcSwag , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct

    & Knuckles

    autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    On Thursday, journalist Riham Alkousaa was on a hiking holiday, walking with a group through the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

    But Ms Alkousaa was out walking with a registered German hiking club whose members are mostly Syrians living in Germany.

    Its spectacular mountainous terrain is portrayed in the works of 18th and 19th century Romantic painters, such as Caspar David Friedrich.

    In polls the AfD is either the most popular party, with around a third of the votes, or neck-and-neck with the incumbent conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU).

    As a result, chancellor Olaf Scholz’s left-leaning coalition has introduced spot checks on eastern borders with Poland and Czechia, where some migrants cross into Germany.

    But critics suspect that when they are faced with the rise of the AfD, the move is more about cosmetic political action in the run-up to key elections across eastern Germany next year.


    The original article contains 781 words, the summary contains 155 words. Saved 80%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

    WidowsFavoriteSon ,

    Oof. Not your best, bot. Not your best.

    laskoune ,
    @laskoune@lemmy.world avatar

    the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

    Wait, is this in Switzerland or Germany ?

    Well, I’ll be ….

    Als Sächsische Schweiz wird der deutsche Teil des Elbsandsteingebirges in Sachsen bezeichnet.

    cryptosporidium140 , (edited ) to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

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  • RisingSwell ,

    You missed Hamas

    xx3rawr ,

    It’s actually the Jews who asked to pull it out because it sounds like Hamas

    Fester ,

    They call Hamas “Ham” to save time.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    And because they all secretly love pork even though it’s haram.

    SkippingRelax ,

    I mean who doesn’t like pork? If I had to pick one type of meat and that’s all I’m allowed to eat for the rest of my life I’d choose pork

    xx3rawr ,

    Unpopular opinion: Pork over beef. Anyday.

    Carighan ,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    As did Isreal!

    (edit)
    Jokes aside, it also took me forever, and I went through the exact same list of who might be offended. Who reads “Ham-mas” on a christmas bag and even when saying it out loud associates it with Hamas? I mean it’s not like anybody still associates Christmas with Christ, so who cares what the first part is. Give me Crisp-mas with lots of crackers!

    snooggums ,
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    Jewish people don't give a shit about other people eating ham.

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Not entirely true. Go eat a ham sandwich outside a Hasidic synagogue when they’re being let out of temple; probably gonna cause a stir. Especially if said temple is in Israel proper.

    Granted, I’d find it hard to believe such a sandwich eater wasn’t trying to stir shit, so maybe getting yelled at is justified….but you see my point, i hope

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Adding context that makes it an obvious attempt to insulting does not contradict the statement that they don't care about others eating ham. They care about the obvious intent to be offensive.

    Keep in mind that if someone was eating a sandwich it would be hard for them to even know if it was ham without the person making a scene about it.

    simple , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct

    When can we start calling them found echidnas?

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