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kersploosh , to aboringdystopia in These aren't "feel good" stories, they're "we live in hell" stories.
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If we work together we can stay one step ahead of the orphan crushing machine!

lemann ,

I was just thinking this fits right in with OCM!

Lath ,

What, you mean like crushing orphans ourselves before anyone else has a chance to?

Chakravanti ,

I may be wrong but I like misinterpretation when the alternative I propose sound a little more accurately descriptive of what’s happening IRL.

Orphan Crushing isn’t the elimination of orphans. It is the opposite. The crushed are the parents who die from a corporate totally-not-slavery-technically literal crush of their life on any degree en masse. It sounds like it removes the life of the orphans and while it does not preserve them, it does inscrease their population to buff that which may be exploited with little consequence.

blind3rdeye ,

I reckon the orphan crushing machine and the torment nexus are the two core technologies that define modern society.

plz1 , to aboringdystopia in These aren't "feel good" stories, they're "we live in hell" stories.

Parent, forced to choose between poverty and caring for child with cancer, gets a helping hand from coworkers when their employer would just let them starve.

Blackhole ,

Their employer is the government… our tax dollars and voting record is why this happened.

HiddenLayer5 ,

I’m sure the top military generals have unlimited sick days though (the soldiers can go fuck themselves they should be dying for the empire anyways). Same for senators and congress people who get multi-week paid holidays every year while the country’s stack of pending bills and legislation get higher and higher. So it all balances out in the end!

Blackhole ,

Yes. The people in the highest echelons of our society get more time off. Not sure if you’re aware of this or not, but they also get paid a lot more

lugal , to aboringdystopia in These aren't "feel good" stories, they're "we live in hell" stories.

The concept of limited sick days is still so wild for me … if you’re sick, you’re sick.

oce ,
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There has to be some limit for the company. Let’s forget a minute about big evil corporation and take a little local company that hire a new person that is needed to run the shop. If this person is absent unlimited and you don’t have the funds to hire a replacement, should you just close the shop? It doesn’t mean we can put an arbitrary limit on sickness but rather than at some point the company have the liberty to let you go if you can’t fulfil your part of the contract anymore in the forsable future. It doesn’t mean there shouldn’t be a system to help the sick person recover, but maybe that’s not the company’s job past a certain time, and rather the role of social/health insurance.

MisterFrog ,
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Yeah, this is why in many countries, Australia included, part of parental leave is paid by the state (it’s at minimum wage, which isn’t super high, but much higher than other countrie), and the company isn’t required to pay anything extra (but must let you take leave).

Most employers however, are much more generous than this to attract talent.

b0gl ,

Here in Sweden your workplace will pay 80% of your salary for the first 7 days, and then if you are still sick, you need to get a doctor’s note and then the state will pay you instead.

Also if your kid is sick you can be home with 80% salary paid by the state.

Strawberry ,

this is extremely sensible and reasonable

jflorez ,

This is what a well implemented democratic socialism gets you (The Nordic model)

Strawberry ,

it’s Social Democratic but ye

jflorez ,

Yes I have to use team correctly

ARk ,

B-But why should my taxpayer money go to the welfare of my fellow people /s

Clipboards ,
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This is a very elegant solution, but unfortunately it’s a productive use of our tax dollars so we’ll never do that here in the U.S.

platypus_plumba ,

I think the problem is that people will obviously abuse this if they were left unchecked. It’s sad but the root of these restrictions aren’t just companies being assholes, it is also a minority of employees being assholes. They drive companies to take these stances.

lugal ,

Citation needed.

It’s not like you say “I feel sick for 6 months, deal with it” but you have to check with your doctor regularly. That’s how it works in Germany. And at some point, you get less payment and when you are chronically ill, you will lose your job at some point. But it’s not a set number of days per year

platypus_plumba ,

I’m talking by experience. I’ve seen people abuse the benefits that the companies give. When the companies find out, they feel betrayed and start restricting those benefits for everyone.

I’m just saying that greed isn’t the only reason behind these issues. That workers also have the responsibility to be respectful towards companies, which isn’t always the case.

Both sides need to be better. Companies even more than workers obviously, but workers ain’t saints either.

Plus, I don’t think that losing your job because you have a serious illness should be acceptable or the mechanism to ensure people aren’t abusing their benefits. Getting a fake doctor’s note is not that difficult.

I’m sure companies would be more open to these changes if those few cases of bad apples didn’t exist. But they exist, so companies are like “ok, if treating you like shit is the only way you won’t abuse the benefits, we’ll go down this path then”. And yeha, it’s just a couple of workers who fuck it up for everyone else.

Knightfox ,

It’s not a set number for the US either, we have Family Medical Leave (FMLA). When they say you have sick days it’s referring to paid sick leave by your job. If you’re sick you can be out for sick leave for quite a long time and the jobs can’t do anything against you, they just don’t have to pay you. If you’re so sick that you’re on FMLA for a long time you’ll probably qualify for Short Term Disability which you might also supplement with Short Term disability insurance.

Snowpix ,
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I think this way of thinking is reductive. There are always going to be people who will abuse the system. You can have all the checks you want, but it’s gonna happen anyway. However, these people are a minority. Most people do want to work, and having the ability to rest and recover when they’re sick no matter how frequent it may be, means they’re doing and feeling much better at work. We shouldn’t refuse to implement things that will benefit everyone because a few people might abuse it.

platypus_plumba ,

Yeha, that’s sadly what happens. They punish everyone because a few abuse their trust. Obviously, there are companies out there that are just shitty, I’m just saying that workers also have the responsibility of being respectful with the few companies that are still good. Thankfully I work in a place that lets people take as many sick days as they need and nobody has abused their trust.

Oszilloraptor ,

Well, it’s not like a significant part of the world is already working with “unlimited” sick days.

It’s not really unlimited, anyway. You will need doctors notices (ofter after a few days), after a while some attestation from certain state doctors, after a while the money will be paid by your health insurance, after a while you will loose your job.

Not to mention that you forfeit chances for promotions and raises.

Taking enormous amounts of sick days won’t be without consequences. Especially not if unjustified.

The difference is that I don’t have a sickness budget.

If I’m sick, i’m sick.

If I’m suspiciously often sick, my employer will talk to me.

phx ,

Where I’ve worked you’d hit a limit after a certain number of consecutive sick days and then move on the a short or long term disability package which wouldn’t be at full pay but not ruinous either. I’m not sure those are usable to care for somebody else though

taanegl , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in [Politics] Have phobia, will travel

Little did they expect the black, gay, trans Muslim, with Chinese heritage, who was a former MS13 member, but who also got out of it and pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to start a career in science.

Panic grips the RNC, people screaming, foaming at the mouth, scrawling “the end is near” in the blood of an intern on the wall. Pure chaos.

imPastaSyndrome ,

This person chooses to support Donald Trump, and they’re temporarily okay

assembly ,

This comment made me wonder what happened to Caitlyn Jenner. I mean not enough to look it up but still wonder.

DocMcStuffin ,
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You got me curious enough to look and what a shitshow of a person working against their own self-interests. She’s a good candidate for !leopardsatemyface.

Aaaannnnd she’s already there, lol.

GhostFence OP ,

LOL didn’t see that coming! /jk

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Are you kidding? That is old hate, we need fresh hate every cycle, just like we need ever new colors of Gatorade. Otherwise people won’t buy it.

Valmond , to pics in St Mary’s Cathedral, Edinburgh

Can you find the cathedral?

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Asked all my buds, Bob, Phil, Steve, Jack, and John. Not a one could.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

John

You should have included Matthew, Mark and Luke, they are well-read.

moistclump ,

The cathedral is a myth.

AnonTwo , to aboringdystopia in These aren't "feel good" stories, they're "we live in hell" stories.

Employers don't understand (or want to understand) the concept of "Lawful evil", where just because someone is out of sick days doesn't mean you aren't a monster for keeping them from their cancer-stricken daughter.

SonnyVabitch ,

“out of sick days” – what in the name of fuck is that??

Sincerely, Europe

EdibleFriend ,
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It’s something most people consider a great perk in this shit hole.

SonnyVabitch ,

My condolences

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m American. If you feel bad tip me.

Asafum ,

It’s one of the many ways our corporate overlords use to keep us chained to our desks/factories.

No medical coverage by the government, you need me, The Employer, for that.

Limited time off (sick and vacation), you need to remain at your station at all times.

Bare fucking minimum wages. You cannot save so you can leave, you must remain.

orca , (edited ) to internetfuneral in convenience
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I’ve been ordering from Amazon less and less because of how flooded it has become with cheap crap at exorbitant prices. Every site that sells stuff on a broad scale is like this now. If you go to Etsy, you now have to carefully traverse sellers because there are tons on there now that sell AliExpress bulk items as expensive one-offs.

Search for a necklace on Etsy. Simple enough. Except now instead of each seller being an artisan that makes the item, you’ll get a list of items that can be purchased in bulk on AliExpress for $1-2 per piece. Sellers will buy stuff in big bulk purchases, and resell that same necklace for $50. They even go as far as making fake backstories for their stores.

So many online stores have been reduced to crap.

fne8w2ah ,

Enshittification at its finest. 🤬

lostferret ,

Etsy is huge for this.

Tikiporch ,

Filtering by domestic shipping helps a little.

mindbleach ,

The head mod of r/EnoughLibertarianSpam wedged this into my brain years ago:

The whole idea of free market forces is that corporations will be motivated to be good based on reputation alone, which assumes that reputation can’t be falsified.

germtm_ , to internetfuneral in convenience

laughs in sailing the high seas

orca ,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

Ahoy, matey!

Darkassassin07 ,
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Yar! Har! Fiddle-lee-dee do what you want 'caus a pirate is free!

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in [Politics] Have phobia, will travel

This is actually quite progressive. For decades they only blamed blacks, then also a few decades gays and “communists”. And now they actually have a new thing every year. They are moving forward with society, always staying up to date. It’s like conservatism, but for the fresh cool kids.

afraid_of_zombies ,

What about the satanic panic, dugs, teen STDs (ok that one is fine to be worried about), violent video games, rock music…

My parents listened to conservative talk radio non-stop when I was a kid. I still remember listening to Micheal Savage scream about small meatballs at the restaurant being a liberal conspiracy and knowing how full of shit he was. I was about 11.

chatokun ,

We’re still getting blamed often. I haven’t in a month or two, but normally I listen to a podcast called Knowledge Fight which critically analyzes Alex Jones and a few similar grifters in a taking them in full context way(generally outlets miss the truly heinous stuff Jones says for quick soundbites, and he uses it as a defense to his audience).

Now you may think ol AJ isn’t relevant, but you still see right wing talking points come either early on his show or he repeats them quickly. He keeps basically a “rogues gallery” of people to blame for whatever, and BLM, Jessie Smollet, Obama aren’t always on the list, but at least one of them shows back up monthly, along with Antifa, Soros, Klaus Schwab, communism, Bill Gates, vaccines, trans people, gay people, China, etc

It’s not that they stopped blaming black people (and never stopped blaming queer people), it’s that they have so many buzz words to swap us out on rotation. They haven’t forgotten though. They still hate us.

anarchy79 ,
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As a policy wonk, I approve this message.

(i love you)

rambaroo ,

This isn’t even true though. They attacked Mexicans for marijuana usage back in the 30s, they blamed AIDS on gay people, etc.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

The 24 hour hate cycle.

This is the true state of the union: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvGmOZ5T6_Y

bernieecclestoned , to memes in download firefox

Made it my default today. Makes the internet actually usable with a few add-ons some brilliant people have made, for free.

__ghost__ ,
Doombot1 ,

do not

LogarithmicCamel , to cat in "Adopting" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)

20 years ago our cat fell out of our workshop’s ceiling and we decided to keep it. True story.

uriel238 , to aboringdystopia in These aren't "feel good" stories, they're "we live in hell" stories.
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What is terrifying is journalists who work at news agencies can’t tell the difference between a heartwarming altruism story and a slip through the cracks dystopian horror story.

BrutalPoseidon ,

They likely can. They’re paid not to frame it that way though.

uriel238 ,
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So this is in accordance with the news agency’s style guide? I’m not sure if it’s worse if the agency is ignorant or maliciously manipulative.

smooth_tea ,

In the words of Noam Chomsky, “I’m sure you believe everything you’re saying. But what I’m saying is that if you believe something different, you wouldn’t be sitting where you’re sitting.”

mercano , to pics in St Mary’s Cathedral, Edinburgh
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

The word of the day is yonic. It’s the female equivalent of the word phallic.

ghen ,

My kids and I always have a competition where we figure out what each person learned brand new that day. I’m going to have to find something else.

M137 ,
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xintrik , to memes in download firefox

I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.

Ozzy ,

My friends who don’t use chrome like =)

StalksEveryone ,
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too bad they haven’t flocked from reddit yet

thorbot , to cat in "Adopting" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)

What dimension do I need to travel to where cats just fall out of the ceiling? I had to fill out paperwork and adopt my cats just like any other animal.

Crul OP , (edited )

There is an example from the x-post on !comics:

This hits home. I have a kitten on my lap right now that my daughter found on the side of the road yesterday… we think she’s about 6-8 weeks old. (…)

EDIT: And another one:

Totally true lmao. Its how I got my cat Chevy. He was found as a kitten by my Uncle on the tire of my Grandfathers Chevy. Years later the same Uncle found another kitten on the axle of his car, he named it Axle. He also named Chevy. He is definitely creative with naming cats.

Rocketpoweredgorilla , (edited )
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Lol that’s me. We already have 6 formally stray cats, this little girl makes number 7. Gimme a few minutes and I’ll toss up a pic of the little furball.

Edit: i.imgur.com/puiPnVs.jpg

and another one i.imgur.com/9hxuJk1.jpg

Laticauda ,

A lot of people find them as strays. I’ve never had to adopt any of my cats, they all just showed up in my life at some point lol.

eendjes ,
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Not quite out the roof, but I had on cat that climbed into my apartment and now it lived there (I did check if someone owned it).

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

We found a kitten in our garage wedged behind some cabinets that required us to half dismantle the garage. Would have preferred he fell through the ceiling. He’s wonderful.

rockSlayer ,

even in adoption, cats manage to be the most adorable shitheads in the world

TheSaneWriter ,
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A few places have so many stray cats that if you want one you can go outside and grab one (after checking it for a collar or chip). That’s what this comic is referencing.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

My daughter picked up a kitten yesterday off the side of a gravel road that looks like she got dumped there. There’s also two families of strays near my house that I’ve been working on becoming friends with… they won’t all let me pet them yet, but we’re working on it.

Go to the countryside, cats are everywhere out here. (This is in Canada, but I’m sure it’s the same in a lot of places.)

SirDankbud ,

Ceiling cats are pretty rare but if you live in a populated area, keep an eye on the trash. I found a Li Hua kitten in my dumpster and I have three friends who are raising their own dumpster kitties. Seems pretty common in major cities and suburbs.

SolarNialamide ,

I guess it heavily depends on where you live. Where I live there are zero stray cats just wandering the streets. The shelter I got one of my cats from actually did have a ton of former strays, which really surprised me, but that shelter is smack dab in the middle of a pretty rural area and there you’ll have some. But definitely not in the cities.

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