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the_crotch ,

No, it originated on the simpsons

the_crotch ,

who contributed nothing to technology.

If it wasn’t for jobs Wozniak would still be putting breadboards together in his garage. We have no idea what the personal computer ecosystem would have looked like without the apple 2. He gets a lot more credit than he deserves sometimes but the idea that he contributed nothing is absurd. If he had contributed nothing you wouldn’t know his name.

the_crotch ,

Decades are made of years

the_crotch ,

I’m convinced Michael Jackson’s father did this to him

the_crotch ,

stopped giving location data recently

Probably so they can start selling it instead

the_crotch ,

That wasn’t about diversity, it was about having an outsider around so they could explain things to him (and therefore the audience)

the_crotch ,

According to a documentary I saw the French smell really bad and spend most of their time trying to rape cats

the_crotch ,

The combined powers of 10 burning man festivals couldn’t build a stawman this big

the_crotch ,

Write another long winded essay about how you’re superior to hypothetical people who like different things than you. Shit’s riveting.

the_crotch , (edited )

You must be the coolest guy on 9gag

the_crotch ,

You’d probably like it, it’s just /b/ with less child porn. Actually maybe you wouldn’t like it.

the_crotch ,

Conservatives often end up accusing others of what they themselves are y’know.

Yeah, just this morning I was talking to a dude who was going around calling people normies and expected me to respond with other played out internet insults

the_crotch ,

what’s really heartless is not putting out headlines for every single other person who gets cancer.

Who wants that? Do you? I don’t. If I get cancer I want to be left the fuck alone.

the_crotch ,

I guess I just need someone to do something worse than marry into an institution I don’t like before I start wishing painful death upon them. Probably because I’m not a child.

the_crotch ,

I’d imagine hitler gettng cancer would be significantly better than any other person getting cancer.

the_crotch ,

And Al Bundy threw 3 touchdowns in a single game

the_crotch ,

Name it after famous Lemmy’s.

V1.0 - Killmister
V2.0 - Koopa

the_crotch ,

One of the biggest environmental groups in the world is vehemently anti nuclear

www.greenpeace.org/usa/…/nuclear/

the_crotch ,

No they’re not

the_crotch ,

Oof. This is bad even by cop standards. Can’t imagine what those 2 guys went through

the_crotch ,

A state is an it, not a they.

the_crotch ,

Ah, yes that’s helpful. Apologies for the misunderstanding.

the_crotch ,

Almost every character in ff8 was either bland or annoying, it was actually really inpressive

the_crotch ,

Thanos style aid

the_crotch ,

14.5k is an order of magnitude lower than I thought

the_crotch ,

Muscle memory doesn’t apply to shadowgate, it’s a point and click sdventure

the_crotch ,

What percentage of the sales price do you suppose goes towards the outside companies that print the disks and make the packaging?

the_crotch , (edited )

2S - Two-spirit, a form of trans in indigenous tribes

L - Lesbian

G - Gay

B - Bi

T - Trans

Q - Queer

    • others who aren’t covered by the letters
the_crotch ,

Fixed. Thanks!

the_crotch ,

They were blocking the bulk of the internet via their great firewall before mobile apps were even a thing

the_crotch ,

AAA is about size, not quality. If they have the budget they can make a AAA game.

the_crotch ,

I don’t think having a large budget by itself should be enough.

That’s what AAA means, though. People regularly misinterpret it to mean “good” or “popular” but what it really means is “large and expensive to produce”

the_crotch ,

How did they decarboxylate it though?

the_crotch ,

a cartoon with a different voice actor

Will Smith.

the_crotch ,

Yeah this is one of those rare cases where “Mussolini was a great guy in comparison” is actually an accurate statement

the_crotch ,

Now imagine your boomer aunt trying to sideload an app store on her new phone

the_crotch ,

Maybe your family is smarter than mine, but none of my 60ish aged aunts or uncles have learned to install a sim. They have the store do it, or their kids, or struggle through the instructions the carrier sent then complain about it for 3 weeks and forget it by the next time it comes up.

Sideloading is a form of installing and it applies in this case. Its also a lot to ask of the sort of people who will turn on their new device and say things like “it’s says to enter my email address, what should I put?”

A modern consumer OS should come bundled with everything a typical user needs pre-installed. That includes an app store and a browser. The “knows enough to be dangerous” types should be free to remove it. That seems like a good compromise to me.

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the_crotch ,

Ya know, it’s possible for young people to be dickbags too. It’s worth a shot but idk that it would change much. These positions appeal to a certain type of person.

the_crotch ,

Oh really? There’s no space drug shat out by giant worms that will give me omnipotence? Thanks Neil, I was confused about that.

the_crotch ,

This motherfucker watched a movie where a girl inherits all of the memories of her 4 most recent female ancestors because her mother used drugs while she was pregnant and he’s like “that isn’t how sound moves through sand”

the_crotch ,

That’s the story of dune, and it was covered in the 1984 movie. Idk if the new one gets into it I haven’t seen it yet

the_crotch ,

Or he could have the insight that this story wasn’t going for scientific accuracy

the_crotch ,

I think society can afford to lose malls

the_crotch ,

According to the IDF those babies are members of Hamas

the_crotch ,

Every time I see this dude he looks a little more like junior soprano

the_crotch ,

Notice you don’t actually address appeasement doesn’t work?

Notice that I pointed out that your solution is something else that doesn’t work?

(notice how you tried to misportray that?)

Oh fuck off with the smug smarmy shit nobody’s impressed.

Something tells me you’re a Putin apologist.

Putin has justified half of what he’s done by playing the victim and whining about NATO expansion. He wants this, and you want him to have it.

the_crotch ,

you avoid appeasement doesn’t work again as seen by Hitler and WW2

The fuck kind of sentence is that? I’m not even sure what you’re trying to to say. You’re awfully arrogant for a guy who can’t speak the language he’s arguing in.

Look man, idk why you insist our only options are appeasement or provocation. Each of those led to a world war. And that’s about all I’m going to say, because you’re rambling incoherently at this point and it hurts my head to read it.

the_crotch ,

Abe Froman?

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