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superduperenigma ,

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!

superduperenigma ,

Capitalists: Alternatively, we should sell skyspace so that corporations can flood the already-light-polluted night sky with projected advertisements!

superduperenigma ,

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

superduperenigma ,

I get so pissed off when I try to play sudoku on the bus and it forces me to watch 30 seconds of ads between each game. And then during the game I have to ignore the flashing banner ad at the bottom of the screen.

Facebook Puts a Price on Privacy in EU, EEA and Switzerland: It’s 9.99€ a Month + 6€ for Each Extra Account (www.wired.com)

Ad free Facebook and Instagram is officially on. I’m trying to stay open minded but honestly it’s too expensive especially with this sneaky account center rule unless you’re in an unfortunate position where you need to spend a lot of time on these platforms....

superduperenigma ,

Paying only stops them from showing ads, which can also be solved by not using the platform. Paying does absolutely nothing to stop them from collecting and sharing data about you.

superduperenigma ,

He’s calling people who give 10 dollars a month to Facebook dumb, not people who use it.

superduperenigma ,

Jared Kushner was denied a security clearance because he’s too buddy buddy with Saudi Arabia, but Trump went ahead and gave him one anyway. Then Saudi Arabia paid kushner $2 billion for supposedly no reason. This was right around the time the Saudi royal family was at Mar a Lago for their golf tournament. You know Mar a Lago, right? That place Trump was keeping all of the top secret documents he stole from the white house.

superduperenigma ,

If it’s a gas station franchise I’m not too concerned. If it’s an international Fortune 500 insurance company I’m starting to worry.

superduperenigma ,

“Hey, kid! Why don’t you go catch some Pokemon while your mom and I talk?”

“How many should I catch?”

“Why don’t you just start with every single one that exists?”

superduperenigma ,

The propaganda probably doesn’t help much.

superduperenigma , (edited )

Remember when there was a boat full of migrants that sank around the same time and nobody in power gave half a shit about it even though it would’ve been way easier to locate and rescue those people?

superduperenigma ,

Why’d he get rid of it? Obviously it wasn’t obsolete.

superduperenigma ,

I love when people are like “if you get a windfall of money you’ll probably go bankrupt. Look at the statistics from lottery winners, 70% of them end up broke.”

Ah yes, a subset of the population whose only common traits are that they gamble and make objectively terrible financial decisions. Obviously this group should be the benchmark for the financial literacy and money management of the general population.

superduperenigma ,

Not all states allow you to collect winnings anonymously. I doubt your relatives are actively monitoring lottery winners, but there may be some sleazy, ambulance chasing lawyers that do and would “preemptively” reach out to family and friends to let them know they’re happy to represent them if they “just so happen” to suffer any damages from you.

superduperenigma ,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

superduperenigma ,

“Yeah so basically we’re gonna need to to get fully undressed and ride this dude’s dick while this second girl watches. What? Porn? No, of course not! This is just a stock photo!”

superduperenigma ,

For years YouTube allowed content creators to post videos without any ability to monetize, and they harvested your data and sold it while they did.

Let me preface this by saying fuck YouTube. But they were losing money on YouTube during this time on purpose. They weren’t actually making enough money to run the site by selling data alone. Their long game was to starve out any potential competition because they knew nobody else had enough capital to just give the same product away for free. The plan worked, hence their monopoly on Internet video hosting. Ever since they’ve been introducing more and more shitty limitations, ads, and anti consumer bullshit simply because they can. Google’s monopolies really need to be broken up. Let me end this by saying fuck YouTube, and fuck Google, too.

superduperenigma ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefox_logo

Scroll down to the “Transition to overarching identity and simplicity (2018–present)” section under history.

superduperenigma ,

I can’t wait for the 16th mainline installment of Final Fantasy to be released on PC.

superduperenigma ,

“Hello, son. I am a massive bigot. Seeing anyone who isn’t a straight, white, cisgendered male achieve any amount of success plunges me into a white hot rage that burns with the fury of a thousand suns. After years of consuming raw, uncut, right wing fearmongering disguised as news I am incapable of having any moment where minorities do not live rent free in my head. I have allowed conservative talking heads to mutate my personality into something that can only be defined by my fear of those who are not like me. Even if minorities have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, my hatred of them is the only thing that I can imagine. I am deeply unhappy.”

superduperenigma ,

The onion predicting the future

superduperenigma ,

It’s almost as if the GOP is suffering through a clusterfuck clownshow of its own making.

superduperenigma ,

Despite all his rage he just upset kids of a young age.

superduperenigma ,

I’ll be that guy: MacBooks are PCs.

But yes it’s industry wide. There was a huge boom of computer and computer accessory sales during the pandemic due to work from home and other factors. Now a lot of people have stuff that’s only 2 or 3 years old and they have no need to upgrade.

superduperenigma ,

The “good old days” conservatives want to drag us back to is the time before women and black people could vote.

superduperenigma ,

“Brainwashing is brainwashing” according to a Catholic school board member. As in those schools whose entire purpose is to indoctrinate children into the Catholic faith from a young age.

superduperenigma ,

They would be better of setting up a clown show.

That’s exactly what they’ve done

superduperenigma ,

Not if we let the GOP write the history books. Vote as if the future of our nation depends on it, because it absolutely does.

superduperenigma ,

Patrick Bateman

Tyler Durden

The Joker

The triumvirate of movie characters that edgy incels worship without actually understanding what they’re about or the fact that none of them were ever meant to be idolized.

superduperenigma ,

then they’ll become subscriptions with ads

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superduperenigma ,

What do you mean by “it” begins? “It” as in the violence against innocent Muslims that’s already been happening in our country for decades?

superduperenigma ,

So you’re just straight up asking people to help you spy on women who want nothing to do with you, huh? Here you go, this link should have all the info you need.

www.nsa.gov/careers/

superduperenigma ,

There isn’t a reason to run a section of your company if it costs you money.

It’s funny that you say this, because Google intentionally ran YouTube without making any profit from it for many years. The goal (which they succeeded in) was to starve out any competition and establish YouTube as the online video monopoly. Ever since establishing that monopoly, they’ve been squeezing more and more money out of the platform knowing that social inertia will work against any would-be competitors (everything is on YouTube, all of the content creators are on YouTube, all of the viewers are on YouTube, so how does someone convince enough people to move to another platform?).

superduperenigma ,

The Democrats end game is to vote for their preferred candidate. The real question is “what is the GOP’s end game?” Continue nominating white supremacists and insurrectionists to kowtow to the most extremist bloc of their party, then whining when Democrats don’t make up for their inability to whip the necessary votes?

superduperenigma ,

That they won’t is neither the democrats’ fault nor the democrats’ job to save them from.

Also worth mentioning that reaching across the aisle to elect white supremacists and insurrectionists would not be “saving” the GOP from extremists.

superduperenigma , (edited )

Honestly, fuck yeah. I would love some old timey style labeling with way too much detail in every single element.

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superduperenigma ,

No need to block out the username, we know it’s powermod.

superduperenigma ,

Go away, I’m ‘batin’

superduperenigma ,

Project manager: “Absolutely the developers can implement it!”

The developers: 😑😑😑

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