To my fellow coffee drinkers out there (lemmy.world)
Edit: All poopers. I hope your poop is a “solid” 10/10. Anyway, I should buy a bidet....
“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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Finally! (lemmy.world)
A thong your mom can wear ayy gottem
Think again, buster. (lemmy.world)
Brought to you by the Bosnian Swimming Team. (lemmy.world)
Those lights were actually that guy's low beams. (lemmy.world)
Shit people on trains don’t have to deal with, volume 41,872....
Didn't know they built a Buc-ees on Lesbos. (lemmy.world)
My in-laws' cat, Fluffy. She's super friendly and cuddly. (lemmy.world)
Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose. (lemmy.world)
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This is what my wife calls me after the incident. (lemmy.world)
The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it. (lemmy.world)
Ketchup alignment (lemmy.world)
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Verily, I say unto thee: Be specific. (lemmy.world)
I don't think I am... (lemmy.world)
Whatcha gonna do? (lemmy.world)
That explains the shiny nose (lemmy.world)
Reminder to count three Mississippis.
Bowl cut gang, rise up. (lemmy.world)
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin (lemmy.world)
And Ron Artest was known for his short temper. I’d have loved to see Larry mess with him.
RIP Brenda (lemmy.world)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. (lemmy.world)
Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy....
YSK that if your turn signal is blinking unusually fast (like 3 or more times a second), it generally means you have a bulb out.
Why YSK: Your signals alert other drivers as to what you’re doing; a signal bulb costs a few bucks and is usually a quick and easy repair to do yourself (consult YouTube); and any place that regulates motor vehicles probably requires you to have working turn signals. So knowing when and how to replace a burned out signal bulb...
Japan is on its own wavelength. (lemmy.world)
I'm in danger. (i.imgur.com)
Single Organism Ecosystem (6000x8000) (i.imgur.com)
Trees are amazing creatures, even the one I see every day in my front yard.
YSK about the New York Times' Tor onion service (open.nytimes.com)
Why? In their words:...
Feeling so good just the way that we do (lemmy.world)
