monkeytennis

monkeytennis , 11 months ago to aboringdystopia in Crosspost: Beyoncé selling "only listening" tickets

That’s the general public for you. It’s why we’re fucked.

monkeytennis , 11 months ago to nostupidquestions in When you cut your own hair with clippers which side do you use the left/right ear taper guards on?

I’ve been cutting my own for years, never considered using a taper guard. Hmm.

monkeytennis , 11 months ago to news in More Baby Boomers are living alone. One reason why: ‘gray divorce’

Isn’t it amazing, how from a single photo you can deduce that her stand-up is pure dogshit

monkeytennis , 1 year ago to showerthoughts in Lemmy bean posting could be a reddit counterattack to get people to return to reddit.

Seems more like Lemmy users are building up a mythology. “I was there in the early days. Remember poop and beans?”

monkeytennis , 1 year ago to memes in If people use it and they don't post or comment, it could go dark

Yeah, for a fair comparison the standard definition of “active user” is just viewing posts. Not sure why Lemmy sets the bar so high. Maybe they don’t care about vanity stats - besides mild curiosity, I couldn’t care less.

Posting or commenting seems more like “contributing users” and posts like this just encourage unhelpful noise.

monkeytennis , 1 year ago to mildlyinfuriating in cutting pizza in a way to avoid cutting peperoni

It’s that small moment when you realise other people do things differently.

I remember being a bit horrified with the amount of handling that goes on with pizza+scissors. Guess I was considered one of the family…

monkeytennis , 1 year ago to mildlyinfuriating in cutting pizza in a way to avoid cutting peperoni

This reminds me of staying overnight at a friend’s house when I was a kid, and discovering a slightly sinister family habit, like cutting pizza with scissors or everyone drinking hot tea with dinner