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ohgods

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When does he start making movies‽

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Username checks out. 🖕🏼

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You leave the Polish outta this.

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You’re dying in 31 years?

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Far overshadowed by the US GOP’s current cheek-spreading for Putin.

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Fair point, Canada. Fair point.

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Wrong again, Munching Blyat is a biopic turned exposé of the various snack foods in Russian corner shops made famous by loud-mouthed Adidas fans of recent years, especially famous for the drunken antics and shouting anthemic protestations on their way to jail.

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The vast majority of humans are useless fucks that act as though they’re incapable of thinking beyond their own self interests, or even less. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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So… Valentine’s Day… For a solo dwarf game… Damn, that’s stone cold. 🥹

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Username checks out. 🤌🏼

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Red, white, and black! Check. Pagan origins? Check. Older than Josh? Check. Keeps a list of good & naughty people based on someone else’s notion of such? Check. Makes kiddos curious about the truth and adults wary? Checkity check. Same guy, it seems. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Yo ho!

Joe Biden Is Arming Greece So Greece Can Arm Ukraine—And Pro-Russia Republicans Can’t Stop Him (www.forbes.com)

As the Republican Party’s blockade of aid to Ukraine drags into its fourth month, the U.S. government under Pres. Joe Biden has found a clever new way to give Ukraine’s forces the weapons and ammunition they need to defend their country....

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The Republican way is to smugly grease palms, but the way around them is simply via Greece and shrug. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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That tracks, as no one thinks of you at all. Sadly, your persona here will simply be staffed by fresh meat once you’re resigned to the trench on the front your drone-maimed corpse’ll plug soon enough. All in time, young comrade. Just wait and see what daddy Putin decides next for your oh-so-loyal patriotic self. 🌻🌻🌻

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You’re so close… It has a use, though it’s completely vile: the US prison system is simply rebranded slavery. Fact.

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Secret Aardvark got their start in Portland via guerrilla marketing: literally leaving full bottles on restaurant tables with the salt, sugar, jam, etc. after their meal. I noticed it happening at a small diner, but didn’t out them at the time — just asked the server if she’d seen the hot sauce before. “Nope. That’s not yours? Hunh. Is it any good?” From that point on, it kept popping up in more and more places until it was a local point of pride. Genius. 🤌🏼

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Meh. Get with the program, citizen. There are SO many options to choose from, you shouldn’t have any difficulty with paywalls et all these days, FFS.

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Pro-tip: the Jamaican Jerk version is incredible for a chicken grillin’ marinade & glaze. 😭🔥🤌🏼

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I’m so sorry. So very.

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Preach. 🤌🏼

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How’d you like the woman in the red dress?

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You know why they’re called ducks?

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Literally because that’s how they feed. The verb precedes their name. 🤌🏼

Also, I so wish you were the real Bill Murray 🥰🤘🏼🤪

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Um, maybe she could try to:

“Blunt the knives, bend the forks

Smash the bottles and burn the corks

Chip the glasses and crack the plates…”

🤷🏼‍♂️

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Sandwich, per the canonical diagram.

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Both Koch bros. get to fight over the xbox controller on live stream.

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Yeah, that was my attempt at funny: one mummy, one corpse, fighting over the controller while the other fuckos watch and they all dive deeper into the crushing depths. 🤗🥰

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Swimmingly, indeed.

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Ballast* 🤙🏼

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Malt vinegar sours beefy quickly in open air, to the point that even after a single lunch rush at a chip shop, the bins reek of urine-like rotting vinegar… So, there’s that tidbit of trivia.

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In its simplest form, they’re amalgamated rocks we taught to internally process lightning.

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Ah, good ol’ Sifl & Ollie 🥹🤘🏼✨

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Georgia… Sad state

FTFY.

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“Trump will delay paying indefinitely, aka not at all, as he has been notorious for doing over the last five decades or more”

FTFY 🤌🏼

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Ew.

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You are not wrong, and uncaring logic supports your hypothesis strongly.

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So, send them to Him. They’re only too eager, so why obstruct such a profound drive? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Meal Team Hicks

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Fat cells do have a tendency to “glom”, as it were.

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Yeah, the ones that stayed home?

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Stay in school, kids. 🫣

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Precisely. They’re just gonna be much more careful about their continuation in doing so actually getting out again.

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They can, and should, be fertilizer. 🌻🌻🌻

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A friendly reminder that not everyone makes an equivalent living, especially not in USD, and that feeling of “eh, give them $30, guys” could come across as “eh, give them more than you make in a week” 😅

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Citation needed AF. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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It’s projection.

Hollywood was founded on IP theft of European filmmakers’ work and funded by various mobs, which then went on to lobby (bribe) politicians into changing certain regulations on gambling in AZ, et al, to pave the way for Vegas and the like.

Fuck Hollywood with a rusty pineapple sideways.

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Best I can do is two scrubs and whatever’s left of our collective hope for the species.

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