littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 7 days ago to science_memes in The scientific method

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

littlebluespark , 7 days ago to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Morphological dialectic momentum*

littlebluespark , 7 days ago to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Hopefully, you’ll know that “stuck” is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark , 8 days ago to news in Trump Blows a Kiss as Hulk Hogan Rips His Shirt Onstage in Surreal RNC Scene

Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

littlebluespark , 8 days ago to news in At party's convention, GOP sticks to the message that migrants are dangerous in spite of facts

When have facts gotten in the way of the GOP?

(Except for when Grindr crashes under traffic spikes during their convention in Chicago, ofc. Those pesky facts frustrated just about all of 'em.)

littlebluespark , 8 days ago to news in Police Really Want a Cybertruck, Email Shows

Must be highly reflective then. Hunh.

littlebluespark , 8 days ago to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Has a shit grasp of logical fallacies, much less elementary logic

I’m European

Hunh. Did not see that coming.

littlebluespark , 8 days ago to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Stuck*

littlebluespark , 11 days ago to science in Bill Gates-backed startup makes ‘butter’ out of water and carbon dioxide

And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.

littlebluespark , 11 days ago to science in Bill Gates-backed startup makes ‘butter’ out of water and carbon dioxide

Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?

littlebluespark , 11 days ago to funny in But why?

That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

littlebluespark , 14 days ago to pcgaming in Doom Fans Go Too Far, Port The Shooter To A Sex Toy [extra hardware plugged inside]

extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

littlebluespark , 15 days ago to news in US Coast Guard patrol spots Chinese naval ships off Alaska island

Your boy was a pustule in the first Matrix.

littlebluespark , 17 days ago to nostupidquestions in Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession?

FFS. Are you 12?

littlebluespark , 17 days ago to nostupidquestions in Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession?

Your argument is shit and you know it. Jog on.