littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to news in During Trump Interview, Newsmax Runs Disclaimer About 2020 Election Results Being ‘Legal and Final’

“We” don’t get it at all, if we don’t want to.

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to news in Deepfake Creators Are Revictimizing GirlsDoPorn Sex Trafficking Survivors

because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them.

Can’t see that biting you in the ass, down the way.

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments

No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments

In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to news in The United States will need 7 million migrants to cover old age support programs for baby boomers

You know the ones who, at the same time, want to pay people to “support boomers” a non-livable wage are many of the same ones who need the boomers’ vote to stay in power… Something tells me the solution to both problems is in there… 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'

What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'

What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to news in Emerging Psychedelic Mushroom Alternative More Toxic Than Fentanyl, New Research Suggests

Not to mention the feeling of flight/weightlessness as a symptom of its effects — and the tradition of drying it on the boughs/sprays of pine trees it grows under being the source of the lighted Xmas tree tradition. 🤘🏽

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to games in Dark & Darker is now back on Steam

I guess you didn’t read the news?

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to pcgaming in Dark and Darker: Now free to play.

::womp.wommmp::

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to pcgaming in Ultrakill dev says it's fine to pirate his game if you don't have money to spare: 'Culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it'

That’s some class right there. ✨

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

You proudly wear that patch on your chaps that tells the world how much you are loved?

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to nottheonion in Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

“NGL” in Idaho = “Not Gay LOL”?

littlebluespark , 1 month ago to aww in Bird plays with golf balls

And, that’s how you get UNinvited to my parties. 🤫