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beebarfbadger ,

What? Now you can’t even turn the country into an absolutist dictatorship anymore? I thought this was AMERICA! Political correctness gone overboard!

beebarfbadger ,

At least you won’t have that particular problem again until you read about somebody who sneezed someone else’s intestines out of his body.

beebarfbadger ,

Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Shower thoughts are wasting water.

My city is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history. My showers are typically under 2 minutes and I have to shower with a bucket to catch otherwise wasted water to use to flush the toilet. I also shut the water down when I am wet enough so I can scrub myself without having unneeded water flowing then start it back...

beebarfbadger ,

Are you limited to either having a thought or moving your body at any given time? I hope you don’t drive cars or perform other activities that require more than zero thoughts at once.

beebarfbadger ,

have you ever had a shower in under two minutes and washed your whole body?

Yes. My first thought was whether there may be a “best practice” way of showering efficiently and which professions may have suggestions on that (either jobs that are very time-constrained or jobs that are tight on resources?) and whether there were more effective ways of catching the water than a bucket (maybe some elaborate tarp placement? probably not feasible. the ultimate tarp placement would be one just around the body like one of the shields in star trek or star wars. maybe one of those bubble soccer balls upside down filled with water and one showerer? rolling down a hill in a plastic hamster ball full of water would be fun. also terrifying and basically dynamic waterboarding, but fun) and that was when the two minutes ended.

beebarfbadger ,

I bet astronauts are great at showering.

beebarfbadger ,

Any first-person-shooter is technically a point and click game.

beebarfbadger ,

Well, actually, a skull can exist, can lie on the floor, can decay, so it CAN do something after all.

beebarfbadger ,

Sorry, but no compassion from me: shouldn’t have built the road right under a lava stream. Stupid decision, really.

beebarfbadger ,

If movies and right-wing propaganda have taught me one thing: forget about knowledge, facts and expertise, if you really want something to be true, and it benefits Donald Trump, then it IS now true!

beebarfbadger ,

And then the entire billionaire-controlled propaganda industry behind him would jump in and start inventing reasons why AKTSCHUALLY, what he said was right all along, not what all those high-falutin’ elitist leftist “experts” were spending their lives researching.

beebarfbadger ,

Just sad that the picts were exterminated/assimilated by the 12th century throughout the british isles.

beebarfbadger ,

“Well, you can’t prevent all assaults in the world, so why shouldn’t I punch you in the face now?” is a rather defeatist point of view.

beebarfbadger ,

But maybe this one correct take negates the 517 instances where he made it look like he was a grade-A asshole last week alone.

beebarfbadger ,

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the poor, poor monopolists who so far made their money exploiting the alternativeless victims at their mercy? Why would their prey give them way too much money now, eh? Socialism! Terrorism! All the bad words, what’s in right now? Woke? DEI?

beebarfbadger ,

I’m tired of soulless, marketing-focus-group-designed bad reboots. Still waiting for a good one.

beebarfbadger ,

I haven’t seen enough of it to know and I also haven’t seen the previous iterations.

beebarfbadger ,

Ya know, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing that and thinking of it every single time I’ll be seeing a toucan from now on, but noooo…

beebarfbadger ,

Heart failure. Coincidentally right after the decapitation.

beebarfbadger ,

Google: “You wanted words? Here are some words!”

beebarfbadger ,

Pollars.

beebarfbadger ,

Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!

beebarfbadger ,

Have you considered upgrading to the Ultra Premium Deluxe Version? For just 99.99- a month, you can actually use what you bought!

beebarfbadger ,

It’s fiiiiine, I wouldn’t want a stupid brain chip that’s NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that’s just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.

beebarfbadger ,

Sure, the possibilities are endless, so the first thing we’ll get that has any research money and effort put into it is how to turn it into an advertising platform and then maximally enshittifying it as soon as there’s a market share to speak of.

beebarfbadger ,

Oh, they’d never do anything as sinister as that. That may still be illegal (if the ultra-rich lobbying hasn’t taken care of that obstacle by that point).

Instead, they’ll just make sure that whatever essential core service they’ve built a monopoly in by just muscling the poorer competitors out of the race will cease to be offered to you if you refuse to hand all your money over to them.

See also: insulin, hospital treatment, etc. This is just a new playing field to find old prey in.

beebarfbadger ,

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

beebarfbadger ,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

beebarfbadger ,

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

beebarfbadger ,

Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.

beebarfbadger ,

But how are the corporations then supposed to keep ripping off their wage slaves by making them afraid to ask for more or organise out of some drummed up moral concern? Huh? Didn’t consider that, did ya? Won’t somebody think of the poor, poor corporations?

beebarfbadger ,

I don’t know what they’ll do to him, but I can tell you: if you were to do what he did, the twelfth time, there’d surely be some sort of stern admonishment, or maybe even real consequences!

beebarfbadger ,

“Download our app and consume ads on it because… becaaaaauuuuuusssseeeeee, um, let’s say SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Maybe terrorism? Just pick a reason you’d believe and get the app, okay?”

beebarfbadger ,

May update. May not update. Who’s to say?

beebarfbadger ,

Absolutely catastrophic mismanagement.

Hard disagree. When the vultures gut and eat the racehorse they just bought, they’re perfectly happy with the outcome.

beebarfbadger ,

Okay, but what if you push it down with both your hands? Lava couldn’t get out then. Checkmate.

beebarfbadger ,

That’s how they got Pompeii.

beebarfbadger ,

Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.

beebarfbadger ,

Yes, Neil deGrasse Tyson, you are very jaded and knowledgeable. Now let the rest of us have fun.

beebarfbadger ,

Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…

beebarfbadger ,

Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.

beebarfbadger ,

Did he say YOU shouldn’t publish it or it shouldn’t be published?

beebarfbadger ,

. . . as we are descrwebweng below . . .

beebarfbadger ,

Hummus?

beebarfbadger , (edited )

Yes, good point, but what worries me more is that the bullet point is missing where it says to gut the corpses and remove the cicada intestines and poop. Surely that’s standard when eating… anything really. Make it poop-free?

beebarfbadger ,

How does that work? Wouldn’t they get in trouble then if they wantonly shot people willy-nilly?

beebarfbadger ,

Our vultures are so fat, you wouldn’t believe how full they are all the time…

beebarfbadger OP ,

Right, it’s for

“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”.

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