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amphetaminisiert ,

My girlfriend does a yoga pose like that every morning so can confirm 😂

amphetaminisiert ,

I’ll do that and say it’s from you 😘😂

amphetaminisiert ,

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

amphetaminisiert ,

Yeah I also got a friend like that which I just met over Snapchat. I’m from Austria and I immediately started crying when I heard that. I mean good when people can choose how to go out but still sad. She’s still living though and going strong 💪

amphetaminisiert ,

Ah and she’s also from the Netherlands

amphetaminisiert ,

And I still don’t really know how to use registers in vim 😂 I just use yy and paste 🥲

amphetaminisiert ,

Ok I have to save that 🥲 thanks!

amphetaminisiert ,

And never watching anything 😂

amphetaminisiert ,

You can also disable that in the menu. I bought a brother printer and it said that the toner was empty so I purchased a new toner cartridge but then I disabled the warning and I’m still on the original toner. And I printed so much stuff with it, it’s like it never runs out 😂

amphetaminisiert ,

I have a bidet thing on my toilet that costed just 30 Euro. You don’t have to clean your ass by yourself ever again. It just does it for you. Was also raised with wet wipes but trust me a bidet upgrade for your toilet is like magic!

amphetaminisiert ,

Drink wine

amphetaminisiert ,

Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don’t question it! Best 30 € I’ve ever spent!

The thing is that with this you don’t have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don’t have to do anything anymore 💁‍♂️ and it’s really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you’ll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one 💁‍♂️😂

amphetaminisiert ,

Nowadays I use Qwant and it’s working great. If you use Google with a VPN it’s always asking for captchas 🙃

amphetaminisiert ,

I’ve learned Linux (and vim) just by forcing me to use it. One day I’ve installed i3 and just used it forcing me to solve my problems by myself haha

amphetaminisiert ,

But you look way cooler when using the terminal for most of your stuff 💁‍♂️ also using a riced out window manager and riced out Vim config for which you spent hundreds of hours on customizing every aspect of it :p normal people don’t know what the fuck is going on on your pc so you can feel instantly feel superior to those normies! Ah also btw i use arch ;)

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