Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to world in Medvechuk's yacht officially transferred to Ukrainian state

Now pack it full of explosives and drive it into the Kursk bridge

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to asklemmy in What's your most unpopular opinion about music ?

The Kinks are better than The Beatles

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in FAA bill would force the agency to craft 'real world' rules for airplane evacuations

Bad news is us tall guys get bruised knees from the seats. Good news is we get to watch everything everyone is doing on the screens in front of us. I watched like ten movies at once on the last flight I was on.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in The second matchup of the tournament

Forrest like Gump or Forrest like Nathan Bedford?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

The Agricultural Revolution was a trap

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to technology in Tesla accused of union buster bluster at Buffalo factory

Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in "We are so innocent": Trump fumes after judge denies 2nd motion for mistrial

The trial isn't about Trump having sex or paying for sex, but violating finance laws. If they had denied the sex then it wouldn't be relevant to the case.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in "We are so innocent": Trump fumes after judge denies 2nd motion for mistrial

The judge made a good point: Trump never denied the sex happened. If they had, he could have struck that part of her testimony. But they never denied it happened, have never taken any legal action to stop her from saying it, and didn't bother raising any questions about it on cross-examination.

It's like Trump's lawyers expect the judge to do their job for them.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to technology in Dell responds to return-to-office resistance with VPN, badge tracking, and color-coding of employees

It's a way to cut headcount without doing layoffs. It's usually followed one or two quarters later by an actual layoff.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in Barron Trump to step into the political arena as a Florida delegate at the Republican convention

The Adams, Roosevelts, and Bushes: "Are we a joke to you?"

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in Barron Trump to step into the political arena as a Florida delegate at the Republican convention

Shit apples, Randers

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in RFK Jr. says he had parasitic brain worm and undisclosed memory loss

As we learned from Futurama it's the body that runs for president, not the head.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to showerthoughts in Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon.

For me it was Tuesday

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 1 month ago to news in Cruise ship sails into New York with dead endangered whale across its bow

A video posted to YouTube on Saturday appears to show the whale’s carcass hanging off the bow of the vessel, with the Statue of Liberty and the New York skyline in the background.

Goddamn that's patriotic