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Revan343 ,

Fat floats, so that shouldn’t be too difficult

Revan343 ,

You don’t know the difference between garbage and trash?

Revan343 ,

Historically, ‘garbage’ was specifically food waste, what we now would call ‘kitchen scraps’ or ‘compost’ if you live somewhere with a municipal composting program, or compost yourself. (Historically, ‘compost’ generally referred to the finished compost, rather than also the waste going in.) ‘Trash’ was other non-compostable refuse.

TL;DR Trash goes to the dump, garbage goes to the pig pen or compost bin

Revan343 ,

But what more, short of killing every cop, are you suggesting be done?

Seems you understand what needs to be done

Revan343 ,

When my dad wants to talk, he texts me something like “Hey Stephen, give me a call when you have a chance”, and then I oblige when I have a chance. Most of the time it probably could have been an entirely text exchange, but whatever.

When my mom wants to talk, she just calls out of the blue, I don’t answer, and usually we don’t end up talking.

…I forgot where exactly I was going with this, but something about lining the call up beforehand

Revan343 ,

Sure, just need to pull out my earbud if it wasn’t already in, push my welder out of the way, make my way out of the shop and into the yard where there isn’t constant grinder or saw noise, probably find a sheltered spot because it’s fuckin wimdy, and all before the call goes to voicemail because if I answer on my way towards the door I’ll get complaints about how it’s loud and they can’t hear me over the background noise.

Revan343 ,

Then just don’t answer?

With the people who tend to call out of the blue, not answering tends to result in repeated calls, and then when I finally have a chance to call back, usually it should have just been a text.

If the conversation is best had via an actual call, text me and we’ll schedule a call. We’ll schedule it soon, like “call you in ten minutes” soon, but it’s just easier with a little heads up.

If you are calling me without any kind of notice during working hours, somebody better be in the hospital or morgue; if you’re calling me without any notice outside of working hours, alcohol better be involved

Revan343 ,

Where did they say anything about Russia?

Revan343 ,

They do, just couldn’t fit it on the sign

Revan343 ,

Water is best for sports hydrations.

It’s literally not, but okay

Revan343 ,

Plants, poorly sealed wet acid batteries, and athletes all have this one crazy thing in common; click the link to learn more

Revan343 , (edited )

Whether or not the shittonne of sugar in Gatorade is a problem depends on the person. A lazy Google search tells me professional athletes require between 3000 and 8000 calories, obviously depending on what sport they are engaged in. They could probably use the sugar; they’re probably pounding protein shakes too, and you can’t get all of your calories from protein long-term, you need sugar or fat or ideally both.

Then there’s alcoholics using Gatorade for hangover recovery. Alcoholism tends to reduce food intake, causing alcoholics to frequently be underweight. Sugar in the default hangover drink isn’t hurting them, they probably need it, and could probably use more calories besides. I know, this one is me. My license says I’m 5’9", and the scale just told me I’m 108 lbs. With a BMI of 15.9, any calorie I consume is a good thing, regardless of whether it’s dextrose, sucrose, a complex carb, or protein.

Inactive people who eat more than they need and are overweight because of it don’t need the sugar in Gatorade, but also probably aren’t active enough to need the electrolytes in Gatorade; they should be drinking water

Revan343 ,

I doubted the blow, but it could be true; turns out the Columbian Exchange started around 50 years before the Church of England broke from Catholicism

Revan343 ,

A tech startup with vague likely unrealistic hopes? What are the chances?

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Revan343 ,

I agree. Given that I use Gmail, Google ought to know basically everything about me, so why do I keep getting ads for diamonds, instead of GPUs?

Why are they spying on me if they aren’t going to use that information?

Revan343 ,

Cali is a common name for tricolour cats

Revan343 ,

At what point does the US let them know that we’re not going to let them drag us into WW3 just because they need to steal some land

The US is going to let Israel drag them into WWIII

Revan343 ,

I think part of it is the English/French rivalry here; I’m in Alberta and I know more people who can speak Spanish than French.

Revan343 ,

If you’re male, just tell them you’re gay, they’ll piss off .

If you’re female, tell them you have anemia

Revan343 ,

Oh me too, absolutely; if you’re A or O and RH- I’ll take your blood; Canadian Blood Services are more discriminatory though, they’re somehow still in the gay AIDS panic phase. Which they should have gotten over decades ago

Revan343 ,

Oh did it? That’s cool, I somehow didn’t hear about it

Revan343 ,

I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

Revan343 ,

The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while

Revan343 ,

That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes

Revan343 ,

Well, again, it’s Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.

…are you from somewhere that doesn’t have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as ‘edible’

Revan343 ,

Exactly

Edit: The meme that comes to mind goes something like

“Have our pizza, it’s hot and ready”

“Is it good?”

“It’s hot and ready.”

Revan343 ,

Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.

Revan343 ,

Sad and entirely predictable; we already knew he was a shitbag

Revan343 ,

Ice cold water, or Gatorade if I need the electrolytes (usually due to hangover, rather than exercise). Orange or yellow-green, red and white are tolerable, fuck blue

Revan343 ,

Well yeah, that’s because the ADL is unreliable

Revan343 ,

They literally are; Palestinians are literally semites

Revan343 ,

Now there’s a ridiculous conspiracy theory I could get behind; shoe sizes aren’t real, it’s all a conspiracy by Big Foot to sell more shoes

Revan343 ,

In a similar vein, a boat is a hole in the ocean that you throw money into

Revan343 ,

It’s a helicopter, it’s not like it glides nicely through the air anyways; it beats the air into submission

Revan343 ,

A reasonable concern, but consider the upside: we can call them Elecopters.

Revan343 ,

Is your brother also mad into lifting weights? If not, they have no need for protein powder

Revan343 ,

Nope, just my app fucking up and posting to the wrong thread

Revan343 ,

If you use Messages in iCloud, deleting a message or conversation on your Mac deletes it from all your devices where Messages in iCloud is on.

Technically that doesn’t say that deleting them from your phone will delete it from the backup on your Mac

Revan343 ,

In geology, a vein is a distinct sheetlike body of crystallized minerals within a rock. Veins form when mineral constituents carried by an aqueous solution within the rock mass are deposited through precipitation. The hydraulic flow involved is usually due to hydrothermal circulation.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vein_(geology)

Revan343 ,

I mean, testing new technology wasn’t really the issue here, the name of Tesla’s ‘self driving’ mode is just a lie. This is an idiot driver who should have been paying attention and wasn’t.

But we already knew he was an idiot, he did buy a Tesla.

Revan343 ,

Of course you’d be able to tell, he’d finally shut up

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