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Sounds like these dudes needed to smoke a bowl and chill.

Israeli undercover forces dressed as women and medics storm West Bank hospital, killing 3 militants (apnews.com)

The Palestinian Health Ministry said Israeli forces opened fire inside the wards of the Ibn Sina Hospital in the town of Jenin. The ministry condemned the raid and called on the international community to pressure Israel’s military to halt such operations in hospitals. A hospital spokesperson said there was no exchange of...

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If they can do these pinpoint operations, maybe they should stop bombing the fuck out of the entirety of Gaza?

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Sure, what’s a few more international laws broken? But my point was, if they were going to commit war crimes anyway, maybe they could have done it like this instead of killing 10,000 children.

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I assume Elon won’t tell us when that person dies from a massive infection.

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$8 a month for Neuralink Plus means reduced ads!

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Just in case anyone is curious-

parent (n.)

early 15c. (late 12c. as a surname), “a mother or father; a forebear, ancestor,” from Old French parent “father, parent, relative, kin” (11c.) and directly from Latin parentem (nominative parens) “father or mother, ancestor,” noun use of present participle of parire “bring forth, give birth to, produce,” from PIE root *pere- (1) “to produce, bring forth.” Began to replace native elder after c. 1500. also from early 15c.

BIG GOVERNMENT has apparently been planning this since feudalism.

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Hydrox came first.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

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Fun fact: If you say ‘utz’ over and over again, you sound like electronic dance music.

FlyingSquid ,
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I didn’t hear anything about this Taylor Swift thing but holy fuck is it funny.

First, AI porn of Tay Tay was shared on Twitter: businessinsider.com/taylor-swift-fans-furious-gra…

Then today, Elon banned searching for her name entirely because of it: businessinsider.com/taylor-swift-fake-ai-images-s…

I mean it sucks for Taylor Swift that people are creating AI porn of her obviously but the clusterfuck it created is amazing.

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I don’t disagree, I just think it’s really funny that Musk’s response to this whole incident was, “FINE! NO ONE GETS ANY TAYLOR SWIFT NOW!”

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You say that as if a Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit waffle was on the same level as lowly breakfast pizza crust!

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It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

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Applesauce or apple butter on a waffle? Are you some sort of Philistine?

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Good or not, it’s out of order! Syrup is for pancakes and waffles. Everyone knows this. It’s time you accepted it and saved your applesauce for trading with Ace and Spike.

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Yes! Of course apple syrup would be acceptable! Because it’s syrup! And light or dark doesn’t matter.

Here is the rule for putting something sweet and flavorful on a waffle-

Is it a sauce? Do not put it on a waffle.

Is it flavored butter? Do not put it on a waffle.

Is it syrup? Put it on a waffle.

Look, I didn’t invent these rules. This is in the constitution.

Edit: Creams of the whipped variety are also allowed.

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Okay, fair enough.

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with tastier flavor

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FlyingSquid OP ,
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For-profit healthcare.

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There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.

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We do not take the decision to go on an open-ended ULP strike lightly,

“But we do take everything else lightly because we write for The Onion.”

(Seriously though, good luck to them and the more strikes we have this year, the better.)

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You mean like this one?

theonion.com/union-busting-manager-graciously-acc…

And this one?

theonion.com/starbucks-dangles-tied-up-union-orga…

And this one?

theonion.com/disguised-amazon-drone-sneaks-into-w…

Seriously, did you even look? Because it took me less than a minute to find those.

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That’s a longer sentence than many of the January 6th traitors.

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Oh I know. Littlejohn committed the real type of crime- financial.

FlyingSquid ,
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Only the bridge crew gets immortality.

FlyingSquid ,
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That’s why I said it. :)

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This reminds me of when Trump called a race horse a junkie after winning the Kentucky Derby and being disqualified for a failed drug test.

Wait…

Trump literally compared himself to a racehorse yesterday to show how he has good genes (because his uncle was an MIT professor and apparently the brother of a winning racehorse is just as good as a winning racehorse).

How fringe anti-science views infiltrated mainstream politics — and what it means in 2024 (www.cbsnews.com)

Rates of routine childhood vaccination hit a 10-year low in 2023. That, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, puts about 250,000 kindergartners at risk for measles, which often leads to hospitalization and can cause death. In recent weeks, an infant and two young children have been hospitalized amid an...

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I still remember Trump taking credit for the vaccine during one of his rallies an they even booed him!

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I’m not all that worried about the COVID anti-vaxxers. What worries me is what those people and people they can convince will do when a more contagious and more deadly pandemic happens.

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An apartment is a gateway home.

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I had no idea there were so many people who were against a UBI on Lemmy. I’m honestly surprised.

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Fine, then people here are anti-welfare. Either way, it’s a surprisingly conservative attitude.

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Giving people $1000 means they can spend it specifically on the things they need. They might need to pay off a healthcare debt with that $1000 far more than they need low tier usage on their utilities.

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That would require an entire reworking of our economic system, whereas giving everyone $1000 a month would not.

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No doubt?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-31-2015/vIbkan.gif

FlyingSquid ,
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Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

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You said one was more biased than the other. You have yet to show that is the case.

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That still doesn’t show that it is more biased than the other source. That just shows that it has a bias, something no one has denied.

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We can not assume any such thing.

You made multiple statements saying it was more biased as if it were a fact. You also said that site would prove that it is more biased.

Now you are admitting it doesn’t prove it. I gave you plenty of chances and you kept moving the goalposts and pretending you didn’t say something when I even copied and pasted you saying it.

So you’ve been dishonest this entire time.

I don’t think we need to continue this conversation. I’m not interested in talking to people who construct elaborate but obvious lies.

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I’m Jewish, genius.

Goodbye.

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Because they aren’t doing anything to violate copyright themselves. You might, but that’s different. AI art is created by the software. Supposedly it’s original art. This article shows it is not.

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