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Blackout , 2 months ago to technology in Notepad’s spellcheck and autocorrect are rolling out to everybody after 41 years

The best time to add autocorrect to notepad was 41 years ago, the 2nd best time is now. 🤗

Blackout , 2 months ago to showerthoughts in Why don't we put butter and sour cream on French fries? They're basically like tiny skinless baked potatoes...

A chain near me called chicken shack serves home style fries coated in garlic butter and I prefer them over standard french fries

Blackout , 2 months ago to showerthoughts in Would Sentinel Island still be untouched in the Star Trek Universe?

That island is safe but you just know Riker is going to touch everything on MILF Island.

Blackout , 2 months ago to nostupidquestions in When creating a story, how many black characters can I create without them calling the story woke?

No more than 3/5ths of the characters or it's unconstitutional.

Blackout , 2 months ago to news in Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France

Cycling is a famously gay sport with men in super tight clothing trying to impress other men. Next time kiss a dude

Blackout , 2 months ago to world in Rishi Sunak has announced he will step down as the leader of the Conservatives after a historic battering by Labour in the General Election

But he's their best leader ever. Labour has not been this strong since I've been following uk politics.

Blackout , 2 months ago to cat in My under-the-table dinner companion

Spare any fish in these troubling times?

Blackout , 2 months ago to nostupidquestions in Have you ever had a phone call interrupted by a 3rd party voice saying "this call is being recorded"?

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you'll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

Blackout , 2 months ago to news in State Farm seeking 30% rate hike for California homeowners

The bigger problem is landlords have already been gouging renters. They aren't just going to absorb this one, if their insurance goes up 30, they will raise rent 40

Blackout , 2 months ago to videos in If Trump's mic was the only live mic, did he poop his pants here?

They promised us smell-o-vision by 2005 I thought this was the future!

Blackout , 2 months ago to mildlyinfuriating in I make considerable ammounts of progress on Bussu learning Beginner's Spanish, but the final test is locked by a paywall.

"I could have mastered Spanish, but thanks to a paywall I will never be mas bueno."

Blackout , 2 months ago to science_memes in Bellbirds

Wow, it's just like a CNC shop, rapid cutting 6061

Blackout , 2 months ago to pics in Eminem serving food to customers at his Mom's Spaghetti restaurant, 2021 in Detroit, Michigan

The restaurant is called union assembly and it has nothing to do with little ceasers

Blackout , 2 months ago to pics in Eminem serving food to customers at his Mom's Spaghetti restaurant, 2021 in Detroit, Michigan

It's right in downtown and it's more of a wing of another restaurant. When I went it was packed with spaghetti, more than I wanted to eat.

Blackout , 2 months ago to technology in Netflix mulls introducing free ad-supported tier. The circle is complete

Getting stupider