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fubo ,

Fat Dalek.

That is a fat Dalek.

anubis119 ,

*heavy breathing * EXTERMI…NATE

Aurenkin ,

EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR PEPPER

Wolfen ,

I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.

Ryantific_theory ,

You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai’d after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.

marrenia ,
@marrenia@astraea.pink avatar

I’m waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain

DragonTypeWyvern ,

…

Damn you

Starts writing

Ryantific_theory ,

Eggcelent. We eagerly await the completion of your grand project.

ianovic69 ,
@ianovic69@feddit.uk avatar

Do these people never watch movies? We know how this ends, it goes -

Twenty seconds to comply!

Then everyone dies.

bamboo ,

This one is even dumber, it just goes twenty seconds to comply and then become a $20 webcam (for $9/hour of taxpayer funds)

sundrei ,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it’s basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention… if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it’s deployed.

Whatsit_Tooya ,

Yeah I’m waiting for the article about it being pushed onto the tracks.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Hopefully within the first week.

RedEyeFlightControl ,
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

This was my first thought, too. This thing is gonna get hit by a train.

reverendsteveii ,

prohibited by the potential for public outrage

Give it a minute little frogs, this is them initially turning the burner on under the pot. It’s gonna get warmer.

skymtf ,

I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer

boatsnhos931 ,

So basically a $5 dollar can of spray paint and it’s back to being worth it’s weight in scrap

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

[MUFFLED JETSET RADIO THEME IN DISTANCE]

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA INTENSIFIES]

LemmyFeed ,

Don’t they know what we do robots here in America?

TheOSINTguy ,

Didn’t the bot get beheaded?

Gsus4 ,
@Gsus4@feddit.nl avatar

Uh, how is it better than a security camera? Can it dispense pepper spray or chase dudes up stairs?

Astroturfed ,

Well, you see this uses up a far larger chunk of the pointlessly huge police budget. I’m sure they’ll also figure out a way for it to kill people soon.

Diplomjodler ,

How long until it shoots the first black person? Place your bets now.

Harpsist ,

Are we even taking bets that don’t say the word “month” in them?

Player2 ,

So a security camera on wheels

vanontom ,
@vanontom@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe this ridiculous thing will eventually replace some of the worst or most useless human cops… in twenty years, after a few billion tax dollars, just before their union neuters the project and renders it virtually useless. Think of the possibilities!

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m going to steal it.

PeachMan ,
@PeachMan@lemmy.one avatar

I’m gonna put my dick in it

ViewSonik ,

👀

burntbutterbiscuits ,

I already did

just_another_person ,

Patrolling in what way? Just being there is not a deterrent for a damn thing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

It has cameras and can follow people or raise alarm. It won’t take long until someone shoves it onto train tracks, though.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The robot is gonna fall into a bad crowd soon after being deployed.

SilentCal ,

Imagine paying a robot’s company $9 an hour for it to get HitchBot-Ed or mugged like a food delivery bot by anyone who owns a facemask

just_another_person ,

Okay, so criminals are like “It saw us with our masks on. We have 10 minutes to get out of here…”. Not a great deterrent.

Astroturfed ,

Ya, my immediate though is this things going to get annihilated somehow quick. Throw on a hat and big sunglasses, push it into the tracks, bye bye.

bandwidthcrisis ,

“Please scan this code to install the self-arrest app. If you are a first-offender, remember to also create an account.”

ApeNo1 ,

Robocop needs to ease up on the Robodonuts.

reverendsteveii ,

Inb4 someone gets charged with assaulting an officer for drawing a dick on a robot

SquishyPandaDev ,
@SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net avatar

It would be a real shame if something bad were to happen to it.

Ryantific_theory ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5e1596ad-9e2a-4e60-b4ce-0a0aaff3450d.png

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