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tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

This is so horrible that I am tempted to use it as copypasta and actually sending it to people

NabeGewell ,
@NabeGewell@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if I should cry or be mad

_Sprite ,
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

buddy has ZERO GAME

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

“Hey do you want to go on a date”

“No”

“Fuck you bitch you’re ugly anyway”

My friend actually bragged about having this interaction. We all mocked him and I think he is more polite in rejection now.

MJBrune ,

This is why I never add anyone from a single game as policy. “Sorry, if I added everyone from a single game, my friends list would be filled to the brim with random people I played with once.” It’s a nice policy that lets everyone down easy.

Live_your_lives ,

This is too perfectly cringe for this to be real, right? Right?

brihuang95 ,
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

Nah shit like this happens to women all the time on discord too according to my brother

topinambour_rex ,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

How you bro knows this ? Either he sends them, or he pretends to be a woman.

Leperhero ,

A little from both columns.

Tywele ,

Or he is friends with a woman.

RaivoKulli ,

Can’t be

brihuang95 ,
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

Believe it or not he’s friends with multiple women who use Discord.

teawrecks ,

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

athos77 ,

That message gave me cooties!

clockwork_octopus ,

Oh, you sweet summer child…

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

As a woman I can confirm that this is sadly all too plausible.

kameecoding ,

As a woman

sup, wanna hang out, don’t want cooties (eww), unless?

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

You smooth devil, consider me seduced.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

Hey I saw your response on a Lemmy post which is like really cool that you are a girl and use Lemmy. Can you send bobs and vagene?

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s my favourite Bob with a kitty cat, I think that’s what you mean?

https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/47/2018/09/Bob20Mortimer20and20kitten20at20Cats20Protection20NCAC20-20credit20McCrickard20Photography_0-46cdc45.jpg

Darthjaffacake ,

Awww what a cute bob!

Delicious_Tomatoes ,

It is epic that you were able to produce a Bob with a cat without forewarning. It’s almost like you’ve done this before

kadu ,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

This kid is one failed RuneScape relationship away from wearing a fedora and blaming women for global warming

MelastSB ,

Women are hot, the world is warming, what else do you need?

SpaceNoodle ,

I knew it. The problem is that women aren’t cool.

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I really can’t be sure if this is an inexperienced kid being awkward, or an incel being creepy. There’s evidence supporting either conclusion.

Plus, if you’re messaging someone for the first time, you probably wanna leave out any remarks that need to be followed with “just joking”.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

that’s a lot of red flags.

aeternum ,

fun fact: jerry once claimed to be autistic, then when everyone called him out and told him no, he wasn't, he recanted his statement.

Franzia ,

Dude has a 12 foot long calendar on his wall with all 365 days on it

kryostar ,
@kryostar@lemmy.world avatar

I’d give him an A… for effort. 👍

Leperhero ,

Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned ‘bobs and vagene’. Kids these days.

keepcarrot ,

I don’t think there’s a universe where this guy had a shot doing this, but each attempt at irony and self-effacing deprication makes it worse

athos77 ,

*deprecation

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