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The people need the Biden plan to fight 2025

So i think everyone who isnt morally corrupt knows trump doesnt need to be reelected. So everyone needs to get behind biden then name a movement after him that also smears his name....

shake shack should bottle up their water and sell it (kbin.melroy.org)

it's fucking majestic. best water i've ever had and the best item they've ever had

They scared now

I was just thinking. In the UK government every cabinet minister, which are those with specific jobs like head of education, or health, also has an opposite “shadow” person from the other main party whose job is to argue with the other. Imagine you had the job of Shadow head of education. Must be an easy job, you just argue...

A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy

Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

qzs

Sex work would probably be less stigmatized in a currencyless society

Thinking about this because of a greentext I saw earlier complaining about OF models....

If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.

Hive mentality is the opposite of creativity.

Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier? (fedia.io)

Wouldn't they benefit from more people? Of course it would come with the condition of learning the language at an acceptable level and that being tied to residency.

"cool" and "hot" are both compliments

We don’t like being average

Is really possible to understand the magnitude of ones own brain?

Think about it. The more you learned about your brain the more complex it would become. Also I’m not sure we have enough capacity to reflect on ourselves by processing everything. Think about the massive complexity of every connection. Could someone actually process that or are we limited by ourselves?

What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?

Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.

If you're thinking about something and reach a conclusion that's super outside the mainstream, you could be right, but also could mean you should reinspect your assumptions.

I saw a post on lemmy about how we could prevent 133 holocausts by promoting animal rights and veganism. The article opened by doing some math about how many dogs you could torture and kill in order to be equivalent to taking a human life, and then how many animals humans kill, and concluded that we’re committing holocaust...

The US population only accounts for 4.2% of the world.

Phone calls still assume the people on the receiving end are attached to a desk.

Why couldn’t this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

If throwing up means to puke, then throwing down must mean to have the shits.

I dunno, English is a funny language isn’t it 😂

All political views should end with the word boy in a southern voice.

This would be a quick way to see of it’s racist, close minded, or just straight bs....

Bill Withers' song "Ain't No Sunshine" could be interpreted as Hades and/or Demeter singing about Persephone.

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone...

It must be challenging to give heimlich maneuver to a choking turtle

It's weird that we enjoy stimulating our fear response

What would aliens think if they leaned we evolved fear as a survival mechanism, but we intentionally seek out situations that trigger our fear response, for fun?...

Shower thoughts are wasting water.

My city is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history. My showers are typically under 2 minutes and I have to shower with a bucket to catch otherwise wasted water to use to flush the toilet. I also shut the water down when I am wet enough so I can scrub myself without having unneeded water flowing then start it back...

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