Dating apps are as if someone turned the job application experience into a pastime
I'd rather be an unknown fish in my own pond
Apropos “it’s better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond”
Humvee limousines kind of look like what would happen if giant tour busses could take a massive poop.
Once you see it you can never unsee it
The Garden of Eden was based on The Galápagos Islands.
I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few...
Magneto was right .
Atleast in the x-men 97 season 1 . Idk if it fits here but i thought of it in the shower .
There used to be a point were I was mostly too young to get the joke. Now I'm mostly too old to get the joke...
Everyone has already died and has died multiple times (kbin.social)
When we sleep, we are technically half-dead. So, wouldn't it be safe to say that everyone currently living has died many times?
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Because of smartphones, pocket TVs were never a thing.
As a kid I imagined the future as being able to hold a TV in your pocket, and flying skateboards. For the latter I guess electric scooters will have to do
Would a (Not-)For-Profit-owned orphanage classify as a business-owned family?
Does Big Ben imply the existence of a Little Ben?
BONG BONG BONG...
If you have a bank account or a car, you can never use all your money or all your fuel. If you spend all your money or use all your fuel, you will be fucked.
Uranium pellets are supernova batteries
Are the people who read terms and conditions the same people who pre-heat their ovens? 🤔
With two Boeing whistleblowers dead in one month, either Boeing is actively killing them, or there are enough whistleblowers that this rate of death is not statistically significant
…and I don’t know which possibility is the least worrying
If everyone had access to healthcare the net benefit of treating the mental illness and other disabilities holding them back would easily cover the cost of the healthcare itself.
AMAs are just self produced This Is Your Life for geeks
It’s an unpolished shower thought.
Once you reach a certain age, all hairs are pubes because you grew them post-puberty
Since 2016 the general publics knowledge about narcissism and manipulation has increased significantly.
No one has predicted the end of the world in a while.
Take That, Conspiracy Nuts!
The Earth is round to keep you from walking out of the simulator. If it was flat, there’d be a door or something.