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Pons_Aelius ,

Nah, When you flush, the shit goes somewhere.

over_clox OP ,

We got over a hundred bags of human waste on the moon, what’s ya point?

Take my upvote and go look it up.

Pons_Aelius ,

what’s ya point?

The shit gets reused and still exists in the environment/universe.

The opposite of matter entering a singularity.

MrPoopyButthole ,
@MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world avatar

Go read about the holographic principle. Also most scientists don’t think singularities actually exist. Infinities pop up where our math doesn’t make sense anymore.

Lmaydev ,

Toilets don’t destroy waste they just send it down a pipe.

Kolanaki ,
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Some of what you flush is sprayed back up out of the bowl if you don’t close the lid. Much like Hawking Radiation.

Lmaydev ,

Closing the lid doesn’t help. And in fact all houses are covered in a thin layer of shit particles.

russjr08 ,
@russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

I get the feeling closing the lid has the same effect as putting your thumb on top of a hose…

Lmaydev ,

Yeah it’s microscopic particles so unless your toilet lid is airtight it just pushes them further out the side.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Technically known as sharticles

30mag ,

Black holes don’t get clogged

Pons_Aelius ,

That's only a problem with the Nth American toilet design.

seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM ,

Aren’t black holes per definition always clogged?

30mag ,

I don’t think so, but I’m not an expert.

tallwookie ,

no, that’s New Jersey

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Each one of my turds is its own singularity.

over_clox OP ,

But do you name them and keep a photo album like the rest of us? 🤔

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You can’t photograph a singularity. Not even light can escape their gravity.

CrabAndBroom ,

The size of the hole at the back of the toilet where the water drains out is some engineer’s estimation of the maximum size of something that they think could come out of your butt.

variants ,

Good thing plungers exist

over_clox OP ,

Instructions unclear, flushed the plunger

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure that’s determined by the bend radius actually haha

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s the case then OP’s mom is like the porta potty trailer of the universe

over_clox OP ,

Tossing upvotes down the line LOL!

Thank you for stopping by my Ted Talk.

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