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EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.

TonyTonyChopper ,
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which task takes 2 hands?

imaqtpie ,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

You already know

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.

bobs_monkey ,

Depends if you’re a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action

rockerface ,
witx ,

Take the upvote. For some reason you taking over his ideia this way made me laugh uncontrollably.

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine a one-man band, except he’s two bands.

MedicPigBabySaver ,

IMO: currently the best one man band is Shakey Graves… check his video.

youtu.be/sD72LbIk02M

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riot ,
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I think Shakey Graves is good, but I think Steel Beans encompasses one-man band even better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=louAX5OPPtI

His original stuff is cool too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFJJ-aYsGl4

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MedicPigBabySaver ,

I’ll take a look when i get home. Ty.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Have you seen an organ? It’s basically several keyboards stacked on top of each other, including a single-octave one for your feet.

TwoCubed ,

Now imagine that, but stack a set of drums on top. Maybe even add 2 additional legs while we’re at it!

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Can you imagine, that guy from Mortal Combat would have 8 arms!

DrQuint ,

You’re saying we don’t already?

Hit it Joe!

Late2TheParty ,
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Late2TheParty ,
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Good bot

lorez ,

Like, I dunno, an organ!

bstix ,

We have enough wild instruments

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Paaliaq , (edited )

The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.

rsleggett ,

Looked for this comment and was not disappointed. The Antagonistic Undecagonstring ❤️ (I just finished the book a second time)

Anticorp ,

If humans had 4 arms we’d need 8 pants pockets! We’re going to need bigger butts along with the arms to accommodate all of those pockets.

Divinitous ,

We’re working on the butt part already.

at_an_angle ,

If be willing bet that if we did have four arms, women still wouldn’t have dress pockets.

kholby ,

Like the Antagonistic Undecagonstring?

3DKungFu ,

I clicked hoping to see a Hydrogen Sonata reference and was not disappointed.

Dagnet ,

Or we could just keep playing the piano

Ensign_Crab ,

We’d also be forewarned.

brandon ,

Meanwhile, I can’t find the brainpower to play an instrument and form words at the same time. I pretty much end up drooling on myself.

TastyWheat ,

Straight Goro-guitarin’

BrooklynMan , (edited )
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the skin flute would be even more popular!

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