If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.
Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you’re JC Penny 203? I’m at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in....
Upvotes on memes function like modern day laugh tracks
Truck wraps are like Lisa Frank, but for truck personality bros
Saw a “deer hearse” sticker the other day. So nice these guys have an outlet to express themselves. Like Lisa Frank stickers.
People used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. But it turns out it's our ability to select each image containing a crosswalk.
My dream of running away
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Airports would be a great place for advertisements trying to raise awareness of anti-homeless architecture
I feel like airports might not like it considering it would be the one of the first things tourists see but I feel like it be effective against snowbird boomers with extended layovers who are upset the airport lounge chairs aren’t positioned next to electrical outlets.
What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?
A Black woman has never lost the general election for POTUS in US history but 45 white men have lost
Boredom
Thought that if we are so easily bored in our modern society, much more than were our grandparents for example, it’s because of technology that simplify all our daily activities. When it was necessary to do the laundry in a basin, it took a lot more time than just pushing on a button to launch the washing machine, then there...
The percentage of the population who did/didn't know of Crowdstrike probably reversed in the past week
I wish I could screenshot my dreams
While we're all worried about the future of America, the misogynous racists out there must be dying of stress right now (kbin.earth) Norwegian Nynorsk
Makes me feel a bit better about my general political anxiousness.
Why is there a lukewarm but no lukecool?
13 is just owo taking a nap
If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
We really need a political video community.
The number of political videos I see on !videos is growing. And most of them get downvoted there anyway.
The Crowdstrike whoops would've been so much worse in 2020
If anything happen to Linux today, like what happened to Windows, most of the internet would be dead.
We started and ended the week with a crowd strike
We might see Microsoft adding ads to BSOD
Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.
There is only one type of job: Doing something someone else doesn't want to do.
Edit: tell me this doesn’t sound stupid...
Remember guys: Your frenulum is just for friends.
Amazon should've made Prime Day fall on a date corresponding to an actual three-digit prime number.
Amazon is running a Prime Day sale on July 16 and 17. Setting aside the fact that this is two separate days, neither 716 nor 717 are prime numbers. They should’ve done 7/19 instead.
AI is like a hammer
Any tool can be a hammer if you use it wrong enough....