Meta can rage farm Mastodon without controlling it
Meta can introduce their signature rage farming to the Fediverse. They don’t need to control Mastodon. All they have to do is introduce it in their app. Show every Threads user algorithmically filtered content from the Fediverse precisely tailored for maximum rage. When the rage inducing content came from Mastodon, the enraged...
You have an unique perspective of your feet.
Some Lemmy users refer to communities as sublems. In which case we can conclude that all posts and comments are subleminal messages.
The world you were born into no longer exists.
Ever since you were born the world is constantly changing, not just through big events but in smaller ways too.
If humans were born with 6 fingers on each hand we would be using base 12 instead of the decimal system.
Most microwaves are tested daily unknowingly.
With almost everyone you know or even yourself opening the door before the timer stops to check the food temperature.
Imagine if a bowl of spaghetti was just one noodle
The new captcha to prove you're a human should be "say something inappropriate or offensive"
Is it impossible for toast to fall before it's been buttered?
Lemmy bean posting could be a reddit counterattack to get people to return to reddit.
I don’t know how I didn’t think of this be for, but the Lemmy bean posting could be a psyop that reddit is trying to get people to return to them after switching to Lemmy
Heinz sales numbers must be up
Heinz bean getting a lot of free advertising lately.
Shit faint
Why is it that I almost faint if I try to shit really hsrd?
Kids and teenagers are in a unique generation
It’s common knowledge that parents have experienced childhood at one point. Therefore, teenagers don’t really say “you don’t know what it’s like”. (At least, I haven’t heard it yet). But in this generation, parents haven’t had the struggle of many things that kids are faced with today....
The "just google it" mantra has probably held back quite a lot of interesting conversations and debate
I’ve always been a “lurker” on all platforms and communities because when I do have a question or would like to contribute my first thought has become:...
In an alternate timeline, humans mainly use showers to clean themselves.
The rest of the day is spent exploring interesting thoughts and ideas.
There should be another lemmings like me out there who already annoyed their couple by talking about how awesome Lemmy and the Fediverse is.
Bad for her because I will keep talking about it though.
If Lemmy and Mastodon continues to get popular, we will eventually get Instance wars.
If the descentralization of social networks continue, we will have to prepare for the eventual rise of the instances wars, where people will start to fight about which instance is better and which one is weird to be in and so on, but that’s for the future of us all.
due to the curvature of the Earth a really long building can't have walls that are both parallel and level.
Aparently, I’ve conflated Level with Plumb, the walls cannot be parallel and plumb. Due to the curve, the center of gravity for the walls would require them to angle in slightly together or not be plumb.
This was a pretty dumb choice of cake day.
At least I’ll remember it this time.
Political leaders are as much of an asshole as the assholes they (implicitly) shield and protect.
Often political leaders at the top need to maintain some diplomatic composure and have the privilege to leave their dirty fights to subordinates. As a result we often don’t realize how much of an asshole these leaders actually are. A good test is to check what they allow (or encourage) their lower ranked allies to get away...
We probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
Hippos can run and swim around 20-30 miles an hour. If you wanted to beat one in a triathlon, you'd need to be really prepared for the biking portion.
The
vast majority of posted showerthoughts possibly didnt originate from taking a shower, since all our Attention spans are way too fcked up to keep a thought so long, that we can post it Here after the shower.
The
vast majority of posted showerthoughts possibly didnt originate from taking a shower, since all our Attention spans are way too fcked up to keep a thought so long, that we can post it Here after the shower.