If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.
Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace.
What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order?
Now that search engines suck, people will start to bookmark again.
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People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."
It would be ironic for song writers to have annoying earworms of songs they wrote
Tally marks are just a base-1 numbering system
and every fifth digit is just put in an odd place
What is it about bathroom dust that makes it seem so much more powerful than regular dust
like, some kind of advanced dust. is it the pee?
The worst leaders in human history will not be remembered at all. Ashes have no memory.
Paper tastes good for no reason
Despite being metric, Celsius is barely used with a prefix when describing temps high enough to warrant it
We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy
Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that
Someday there will be an inflection point and agreeable people will be considered contrarians.
In a few decades, electric toothbrushes will be so common that children won't know how to brush their teeth "manually"
What if aliens haven't visited us yet because they keep misspelling "Earth" in the navigator?
Maybe they keep typing “Erth” and this brings them to the goddamn Triangulum Galaxy or some sht
What if life is a roguelike game ?
What if when we die, we respawn, as another human, or even, another species....
Hanging out with my nieces/nephews I now understand most the discipline I received as a child was most likely because I was being annoying and nothing to do with right or wrong.
Hair probably had an important function at some point in human evolution but now it's mostly cosmetic
If a politician was very vocal about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons and it was revealed that he regularly played CRPGs, would the media call the resulting scandal Baldursgate?
Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
Orange chicken is just chicken nuggets tossed in sauce.
You don't really see people chewing gum anymore.
The greatest insult of our time is to accuse someone of being an AI chatbot.
The number of times I’ve seen this accusation in the last year is astounding.