Ice is just frorzen worter
if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time!
Americans' most favorite sport is called football, despite it being played with neither a foot or a ball
In DBZ, Frieza is never shown with a butthole even though he’s always shown without clothes
The fediverse has more entropy than any centralized social media ever could
Egg salad is just mashed deviled eggs.
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Lemmy could have a filter so that people don't have to read content they don't want (github.com)
I thought it was a great idea when I read it in this comment. That way, if you didn’t want to hear about Reddit, you wouldn’t have to.
Caught myself copying my comment to the clipboard before hitting 'reply' and realized this really is the early days!
I should go see if it actually posted.
Nothing is where you expect in other people's kitchens
As the title suggests, trying to find anything in someone else’s kitchen is almost always a frustrating experience. Everyone seems to have a different idea about where to put things.
If you ask someone "why?" enough about a subject you don't agree on, eventually both of you will come to a conclusion
Many hold strong beliefs and opinions, however not many know the roots of their belief. If a person agrees to explore it, both of you will learn something new and fascinating. The problem is finding someone who wants to think and ask the questions. This goes for both. Many want to “convince” someone, but how much do you...
Biblically, each generation is respected less and less
So, I had a really weird train of thought....
joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex
I’m tired about reading about reddit here....
Capitalism is the paywall of life
If they could somehow monetize breathing, they would
If subway calls their workers "sandwich artist", does that mean when I order something, I'm commissioning it?
Nobody alive has a kill/death ratio IRL, since you can't divide by zero.
A retirement home is like a high school, but dying is the only way to graduate
Cancer is just cells reverting back to their original evolution before multi cellulars existed.
Edit: I think I hit a lot of nerve on some people but here is my thinking, a cancer acts like a single cell because the very first cell stops functioning with the benefit of the host it’s more into itself. Some cancer will live outside the body can be cut and still multiply ain’t that a behavior of a single cell? E.g....
There are different types of showers…
Normal...
I wonder how many people have wished upon Venus.
When/If repost bots come here we'll be able to tell easily as all they'll talk about will be poop, beans and spez.
As by that point I hope we’ll have better inside jokes and things to discuss
Abandoned FOSS projects are FOSSils
and forks are using FOSSil fuel....