Are we the "Cold Ones" to our dogs?
Dogs run about 10 degrees hotter than humans, so do you think they regard us as the giant cold ones?
Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature
We've moved from the era of 'The Simpson's did it', to the era of 'South Park did it'
And that’s rather unsettling in how bizarre our reality is getting...
At some point in time people will link to stack overflow, forum or similar support articles that are over 100 years old.
Even if it’s just an archived version, someone somewhere will find utility in IT or coding advice posted over a century ago.
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you're not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly...
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you’re not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly the solution is to see a bunch of them concurrently, like a therapist RAID setup
Why don't planes have a switch beside the call button that you can choose between "wake me up for meal service" or "leave me alone?"
The opposite of "Ladies and Gentlemen" would be "Whores and Scoundrels".
Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you’d open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
If multiverse theory is true, then there is a universe where it isn't.
Nobody alive has a kill/death ratio IRL, since you can't divide by zero.
I wish I could screenshot my dreams
The Crowdstrike whoops would've been so much worse in 2020
When people say two things "cannot be compared", they had to compare them to come to this conclusion. Are 'dissimilar' or 'unequal' better words?
What they actually mean is rather “these two things are very dissimilar”, or “these two things are unequal”....
The best way to keep feeling young is to remove all of your mirrors.
Maybe aliens don't want peace and understanding on Earth
This is a thought experiment that came up just now...
If you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.
Change my mind.
Calling people online and internet personalities by their usernames are the closest thing we have to super heroe identities.
Baldur Gate 3 is must be what players experience in their heads when they do DnD.
2+2=4 but what if 4 didn't exist?
all animals will go to hell because they don't believe on god and that's frightened me.
Wearing only socks feels more naked than being completely naked
Think you're tough? Try being vulnerable.
An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika (lemmy.world)
so it seems fitting.
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due to the curvature of the Earth a really long building can't have walls that are both parallel and level.
Aparently, I’ve conflated Level with Plumb, the walls cannot be parallel and plumb. Due to the curve, the center of gravity for the walls would require them to angle in slightly together or not be plumb.
Wouldn't it be nice if instead of just bars with alcohol, there were establishments for people to consume cannabis while eating, playing board games, and socializing?
If anything, cannabis seems like a much better (and more profitable) drug around which to build a leisurely establishment.