The thing I could be jealous about working for the church. Your position is based on your love for God. That would be like you were the president of your company because how much you love spiderman.
All episodic sci-fi shows can have all plot holes explained away if one considers each episode taking place in a unique time-line.
Biology is applied chemistry is applied physics...
…which in turn is applied mathematics is appled logic is applied brainpower = applied biology, leaving only one conclusion:...
Dresden
I saw a chance to academically cooperate with an university in Dresden. I wanted to learn more about the city and found this: www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50266955(Sorry for a BBC link)....
When you ask a person if he's a spy, the answer will always be "no" whether he really is or not.
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Who do they think they are?
If you use “they” to describe a nameless group of people and you mean anyone other than The Man (That’s how they get you.), you’re probably the one who’s wrong....
Maybe Deja vu is when someone reloaded a save
Actually this would be a neat mechanic in-game: everyone around you nopes the fuck out at the sight of you, especially if you killed them previously....
"I'm not crazy... I'll kill you.. I'll kill ALL of you" is possibly the worst thing you could say to defend your sanity
The rat race, society, the world has gotten so ridiculous that my "Last Man on Earth" fantasies have been replaced by "Only Man on Another Planet" fantasies.
Pythagoras' Law?
Pythagoras’ famous theory - which has long been proven and should be made into mathematical law - will never be, because the therm ‘Pythagorean Theorem’ sounds so pleasing.
Disney is evil because after they MK Ultra-ed the hell out of her, they haven't put Britney in a Descendants movie, and she's perfect for that!
STOP LEAVING BRITANY ALONE!...
If you watch Point Break backwards it's a movie about Tennis
The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
Centrifuges answer the age old scientific question: "what'd happen if we spin this really fast?"
The Placebo and Nocebo effects are basically "stupid 'umies" unconsciously using Waagh energy from the Warhammer universes.
Bill Withers' song "Ain't No Sunshine" could be interpreted as Hades and/or Demeter singing about Persephone.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone...
If 'dawg' didn't already have a very different meaning, it would sound like some sort of mythical draconid.
"One of a kind" means unique, but "two of a kind" implies quite common
The difference between sport bikes and cruisers
I’m in my 40s and just got my first sport bike, been riding dirt bikes before I was 10 and street bikes by 14. I’ve always liked cruisers and choppers, never had a crotch rocket style....
Tiny homes are just mobile homes impacted by shrinkflation
Shadowrun mixes fantasy and scifi, so someone out there has definitely made a Comm-Ent phreaker/hacker character by now.
Comm-Ents running aerials in their uppermost branches of their head but nobody can tell ‘cause they’ve made’em blend in. Paranoia’s even harder to pin down when the “trees” can literally be listenin’.
What ever crazy randomness and chaos led to me being alive and having a cat kinda makes it all worth it.
NSFW tag should be updated to match with the current times
It should be Not Safe For Wokes since they’re offended with no effort at All