The criminal hall of fame's top tier list is completely empty
Between two married professional actors, the roleplay foreplay must be incredible.
Something to be mindful of when choosing a medical professional is that a D is still a passing score in school.
Lemme see your transcripts, Doc. I ain’t trusting my life to anything less than an A+, honor roll student.
Spirituality?
People say to reach the center of “vibration” in existence as if it’s the center of peace in the universe but that’s only one dimension out of infinite. It’s not a universal cure.
Cars has a Hallmark movie plot
Small town, making first real friend, falling in love, realizing there is more to life than career success....
Why don't we have AI Dashiell Hammett write a detective novel and then have AI John Huston direct AI Humphrey Bogart in that bastard?
I for one will watch the AI hell out of that thing!
I wonder what percentage of people become suddenly concerned about colon cancer the day after eating beets.
You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.
A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.
It can also do time travel.
Life
Do buddhist monks practice escapism or have they grasped a divine truth about life and the evolution of the soul for a world beyond what we presume to be reality?
There are behaviors we stopped doing because of speciation. For each of those behaviors, there is a day in history in which one of our ancestors did it for the very last time.
That thin line of dust left over when you sweep into a dustpan is a real-life zemo paradox.
The dust line thinneth but never gone.
A dictionary is more useful than Urban Dictionary
If I don't lick my finger before sticking it in your ear, is it a dry bill?
As opposed to a wet Willy
By improving the performance of a Nerf gun, you "buff" it, which is ironic
Hoarders must have really good room acoustics.
Mr Rodgers actually was who he was
Mr Rodgers actually was who he was
The first step of gentrification is that the people that protest gentrification have moved in
A good test to see if an alien race has a sense of humor would be to ask if they imitate each other's ways of speaking
3,026 years from today life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
Pets are mental health barometers
I’m not very good at telling when I need more sunlight, exercise, or even food. But I can tell when our pet needs things, and find it pretty motivating to take care of them (and hence myself).
Pedro Pascal and Norman Reedus now have 2 IPs where they travel with a kid in tow
Its not laziness...
Some people require too much time for even simple tasks.Its not because they are lazy, but they just enjoy it like masturbation. The more time taken to finish, the more pleasure.