Take That, Conspiracy Nuts!
The Earth is round to keep you from walking out of the simulator. If it was flat, there’d be a door or something.
Words are the hands of the mouth
descriptions of Demons and the arcane rituals required to banish them feverishly relayed by occultists in ghost/horror stories are a direct homomorphism to computers and actually how awful they are
Unironically....
"Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."
A jungle is technically just a crowd of plants
If one conjoined twin commits a murder without the consent of their twin, will both have to go to prison or nobody?
Starbuck milkshake is like tobacco
Just realize: They call coffee, but unless I order black coffee, anything else feel like milkshake....
The only feeling worse than "Why didn't I think of that?" is "I thought of that, but didn't do anything about it!"
Shadowrun mixes fantasy and scifi, so someone out there has definitely made a Comm-Ent phreaker/hacker character by now.
Comm-Ents running aerials in their uppermost branches of their head but nobody can tell ‘cause they’ve made’em blend in. Paranoia’s even harder to pin down when the “trees” can literally be listenin’.
Ignoring the movies, Josie and the Pussycats were a way better cartoon band than Jem and the Holograms
Golden retriever are the Volvo of dogs
There's a reason why some people hang toilet paper over while others hang it under - it has to do with folding, and they don't want the paper to hurt
The+One+And+Only+Correct+Way+To+Hang+Your+Toilet+Paper-3048017586...
Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels
AMAs are just self produced This Is Your Life for geeks
It’s an unpolished shower thought.
In Star Trek, Commander Data is socially awkward because he lacks training data. This might be because he was built and developed in isolation from the rest of society.
QWERTY Keyboards on a touch screen are still the stupid!
Whether you, like me, beleive that QAZWSX keyboards make far more sense, especially in a machine learning world, I think we all agree a layout designed to circumvent jamming typewriter keys doesn’t make sense in modern society on modern devices.
Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife?
The line in Super Troopers about the Taliban Warlord was in date, then hilariously out of date, then disturbingly in date again.
This one youtu.be/UJtQhv9dp9o
People were really doing martial arts under waterfalls for hours without a break, I stand in the shower for twenty minutes and my skin starts having a tantrum, getting wrinkly and shit.
Can we all agree to look up a local third party candidate and mention their name to someone you know who is also local?
I like ballotpedia.org but am very open to other resources or suggestions for how to get good info. Honestly half the reason I’m posting this is to start a solid thread of resources....
Jellyfish are the storm clouds of the sea
I Am Able To Change My Race, Right?
This is from my last post, many people disagreed with my belief. Since people are able to identify and claim whatever they want to be. I am now a trans white. I do not consider nor identify myself as an African-American woman anymore. I don’t feel comfortable in my skin. I don’t believe this was my right race at birth. So I...
I Just Don’t See Trans Women As Women
I just can’t wrap my head around it. They want to be called and seen woman, but they have to get bottom surgery. Take hormone pills, all these excessive stuff to be a woman. They don’t have menstrual cycles nor can they carry a child. Why can’t they just be happy being a male and just wear feminine clothes? Like a femboy...