I wonder if the aliens are as amused / shocked by what goes on in Florida as we are
why don't people say mega meters
How come people say 5,000 km and not 5 Mm?...
The ending of Mrs Doubtfire was the first drag queen story time
I've noticed my boomer parents using instagram and tiktok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.
There is no point in trying to escape the simulation; Odds are, we don't exist outside it!
Pac-Man is the Square in Flatland. The player is the Sphere from Spaceland who can see through the walls.
The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.
I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace.
10 years ago, a person would be insulted for filming a video in portrait instead of landscape. Now, old landscape videos are being cropped and resized to fit in a portrait player.
there's probably someone out there that attempted to cut a lion's hair
We've moved from the era of 'The Simpson's did it', to the era of 'South Park did it'
And that’s rather unsettling in how bizarre our reality is getting...
Actually instagram like social media's are a healing for life. The pills to forget many of the problems.
Despite being metric, Celsius is barely used with a prefix when describing temps high enough to warrant it
We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy
Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that
There's probably a support group for people whos rise from mediocrity was fueled entirely by zealous 10 year olds.
Now that search engines suck, people will start to bookmark again.
How long until I can 3D print a 2D printer?
What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order?
You don't really see people chewing gum anymore.
If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.
Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
A religion is just a meme that people take seriously.
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People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."
What is it about bathroom dust that makes it seem so much more powerful than regular dust
like, some kind of advanced dust. is it the pee?