Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website
Money doesn't make people crazy. Money lets people stop having to act sane.
The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls.
The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth....
Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
Bart Simpson is the millennial's Peter Pan
…here to hide us from the shadow of Homer
It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a995411c-72c6-4a7b-af8d-b0d59aa67987.jpeg...
True happiness is the intersection of imagination and reality. It's visualizing joy with eyes closed and, upon opening them, finding yourself exactly where you wish to be.
"This generation is finished" --previous generation
Good title for a cowboy incest porno: Stepmom steps on stepson with Stetson
PEMDAS is technically correct, but morally wrong
If we’re supposed to be able to understand math as easily as a language, we should be able to read it from left to right like a language....
Marshmallows are the boba of the hot chocolate world.
Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
Calling things "fat" or "heavy" is fattist. We should all say "rotund" instead.
As in did you hear that beat??...
If managers are so good at managing things, how come they can't manage to manage themselves?
Or why is it that managers need managers to manage their management? 🤔
Now that ChatGPT is being trained using Reddit posts
it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.
We live in a post information scarcity society and we still haven't moved on from capitalism.
Edit: Changed title to be more accurate....
Every star in the sky is interacting with you through gravity 🌌 We are all connected to the universe around us.
Gravitational force is never truly zero. If it has mass, it is pulling at you, though it may be so close to zero that you don’t realize it.
Pets are mental health barometers
I’m not very good at telling when I need more sunlight, exercise, or even food. But I can tell when our pet needs things, and find it pretty motivating to take care of them (and hence myself).
Vim is the original escape room
If Askjeeves.com was invented today, chances are it would be a GPT Site.
Instead of a less than useful search engine.