We should start saying "Thanks /u/spez" from now on as reddits bad practices made us move to lemmy
Title said it all
When Reddit gives you lemons, make Lemmynade
When Threads eventually will not federate, the same people that urged to deferderate in advance, and thus remove the point of being ActivityPub compatible, will be the same to complain.
Giving money to gypsies results in supporting their business model and strategy
In DBZ, Frieza is never shown with a butthole even though he’s always shown without clothes
Start saying "tock-tick-tock-tick" repeatedly and you somehow end up saying "tick-tock-tick-tock"
You have an unique perspective of your feet.
There are different types of showers…
Normal...
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If everyone moved to open source non-profit solutions, the tech industry would lose billions
I’m a FOSS (free and open source software) contributor and enthusiast. So I prefer to use such products (Lemmy instead of Reddit, Linux instead of Windows, Firefox instead of Chrome, Signal instead of WhatsApp, you get the idea). Was just thinking that if everyone moved to such solutions, the tech and ad industry would lose...
Imagine if a bowl of spaghetti was just one noodle
if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
Nothing is where you expect in other people's kitchens
As the title suggests, trying to find anything in someone else’s kitchen is almost always a frustrating experience. Everyone seems to have a different idea about where to put things.
Ice is just frorzen worter
Americans' most favorite sport is called football, despite it being played with neither a foot or a ball
If subway calls their workers "sandwich artist", does that mean when I order something, I'm commissioning it?
Lemmy bean posting could be a reddit counterattack to get people to return to reddit.
I don’t know how I didn’t think of this be for, but the Lemmy bean posting could be a psyop that reddit is trying to get people to return to them after switching to Lemmy
This was a pretty dumb choice of cake day.
At least I’ll remember it this time.
Literal shower thought.
While in the shower today, I realized that I’ve used Irish Spring soap for over 25 years. For two reasons. One: it’s green. Two: this commercial....
A retirement home is like a high school, but dying is the only way to graduate
Cancer is just cells reverting back to their original evolution before multi cellulars existed.
Edit: I think I hit a lot of nerve on some people but here is my thinking, a cancer acts like a single cell because the very first cell stops functioning with the benefit of the host it’s more into itself. Some cancer will live outside the body can be cut and still multiply ain’t that a behavior of a single cell? E.g....
Egg salad is just mashed deviled eggs.
I wonder how many people have wished upon Venus.
Does existence of a language authority influence opinions about descriptivism/prescriptivism?
I was thinking of this because in my country there’s an institute which determines correct language and therefore many people speak or write their native language incorrectly. Whereas in English there’s no central authority which would write the rules....