Shit faint
Why is it that I almost faint if I try to shit really hsrd?
The new captcha to prove you're a human should be "say something inappropriate or offensive"
Why do we use base 60 for time and base 10 for everything else. Why has no one decided to integrate it.
Thought of this in the shower this morning, if anyone has an answer I'd be very interested!
Heinz sales numbers must be up
Heinz bean getting a lot of free advertising lately.
Hippos can run and swim around 20-30 miles an hour. If you wanted to beat one in a triathlon, you'd need to be really prepared for the biking portion.
Blowing air out of your mouth, like blowing out a birthday candle, is just a DC form of talking.
Error being blown out of your mouth is similar to DC ( direct current ) and that it’s a continuous wave of air with frequency zero. While speaking is like AC ( alternating current), a longitudinal wave that moves back and forth at a variety of frequencies.
Bean shitposts becoming popular across the entire Fediverse in just an hour is a live demonstration of how effective decentralization and federation protocols are.
In an alternate timeline, humans mainly use showers to clean themselves.
The rest of the day is spent exploring interesting thoughts and ideas.
Your lips don't touch when you say the word touch, but do touch when you say separate
My 8 year old son told me this randomly after getting out of the shower this morning.
Today is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know if
As a European it’s now 4th July, so felt it was the right time to post
In the future bots will have CAPTCHAs to keep humans out of their communities
It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell
Political leaders are as much of an asshole as the assholes they (implicitly) shield and protect.
Often political leaders at the top need to maintain some diplomatic composure and have the privilege to leave their dirty fights to subordinates. As a result we often don’t realize how much of an asshole these leaders actually are. A good test is to check what they allow (or encourage) their lower ranked allies to get away...
When you say something is “red” it’s actually every color except red since red is the color being reflected off the object.
What’s your new favorite color now???
People who take baths will never experience a shower thought
Baths are weird anyway.
An inter-galactic games competition could be going on right now and we'd never find out about it.
The
vast majority of posted showerthoughts possibly didnt originate from taking a shower, since all our Attention spans are way too fcked up to keep a thought so long, that we can post it Here after the shower.
The
vast majority of posted showerthoughts possibly didnt originate from taking a shower, since all our Attention spans are way too fcked up to keep a thought so long, that we can post it Here after the shower.
An inter-galactic games competition could be going on right now and we'd never find out about it.
Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.
The screen of your TV is as good as the screen of the TV being advertised on it. Akan
Mentioning "Not a clickbait" in a title is a clickbait
I wonder if there's a parallel universe where children are called "childs" and adults are called "adultren"
Hmm.
People should start making memes that explain how Lemmy actually works
Since it seems to be a common question for many new users.