So... everyone's cake day will be in the same month. Not sure if I have enough $$$ to get you all something.
has something like this already been posted? I tried searching, and I’m sure I don’t have original thoughts.
We can only focus our eyes on one thing at a time, and we see everything else twice
If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama
Tires are basically balloons, so everyone is driving around in clown cars on balloons all day.
So, there is a method for finding if a number is divisible by 7.
Since I have studied mesoamerican languages, which includes base 20 numbering systems, I was curious to see what may happen by following the same rules for 7 in decimal....
About half of the stuff on Reddit is just "Best of Twitter"
I feel sorry for dogs who don't have treats. (kbin.social)
Dog is a good boi, deserves a treat.
Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet
What if the length of a term was proportional to the amount you won by in the election?
Seems odd that if you win by 0.001% that’s treated the same as if you win by 50%. “You barely won, here’s the same mandate as someone who won soundly”...
Manifesting is just like praying. In both you strongly wish something to happen
And the odds of that happening doesn’t change whether you chose to ‘pray’ for it or ‘manifest’ it.
Will our conscious experience inevitably recur in the universe's infinite timeline? (lemmyunchained.net)
I continuously grapple with this intricate web of thought that intertwines infinity, atomic structure, and consciousness. It’s predicated on the assumption that if time truly is infinite, then there isn’t just a probability, but an inevitability, that all the matter in the universe will align exactly as they are now....
You will never understand until you've understood.
If we call reddit users redditors, what do we call lemmy users
A lot of people say fedditors but that sounds way too derivative of reddit
I see Reddit going down the same path as Facebook. A ad-ridden platform without the young and savvy, full of boomers posting bad memes and politics.
Facebook used to be such an awesome platform. At least until all the ads and boomers....
Phones don't ever show up in dreams despite us using them every single day
All cars are driverless cars when they're parked.
It is very good UX how escalators slow down when nobodies on them but keep moving.
It makes it clear the direction of movement and how the user has to position themselves so they can ride it without thinking about it- but it saves power from slowing down
John Candy should have called himself John Junkfood. “Get it, because I’m fat and my last name is Candy.”
There should be another lemmings like me out there who already annoyed their couple by talking about how awesome Lemmy and the Fediverse is.
Bad for her because I will keep talking about it though.
Life is like a television show; sometimes there are reruns, unexpected plot twists, and moments that make us question if we're on the right channel.
Someone's put salt in their coffee and liked it
If Lemmy and Mastodon continues to get popular, we will eventually get Instance wars.
If the descentralization of social networks continue, we will have to prepare for the eventual rise of the instances wars, where people will start to fight about which instance is better and which one is weird to be in and so on, but that’s for the future of us all.
An island is a mountain mostly underwater
The "just google it" mantra has probably held back quite a lot of interesting conversations and debate
I’ve always been a “lurker” on all platforms and communities because when I do have a question or would like to contribute my first thought has become:...