pillows for your nose
tissues are basically pillows for your nose
If you flip the N in Niagra upside down..
…it kind of looks like a V....
Asians are not just Korean, Chinese and Japanese people
Afghan, Armenian, Azerbaijani, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Bruneian, Cambodian, Chinese, Cypriot, Georgian, Indian, Indonesian, Iranian, Iraqi, Japanese, Jordanian, Kazakhstani, Kuwaiti, Kyrgyzstani, Laotian, Lebanese, Malaysian, Maldivian, Mongolian, Burmese, Nepali, North Korean, Omani, Pakistani, Palestinian, Filipino,...
If humans had 4 arms, we'd probably have some pretty wild musical instruments
The onomatopoeia, "Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo", becomes "Chugga Chugga, CHEW CHEW" when feeding a young child
The U.S. Constitution is like a legacy piece of software written by hand and published in 1787.
The Bill of Rights was the first patch deployed in 1791 with an Overwhelmingly Positive reception....
You never see an old man having a Twix
I suppose it just wouldn’t look right. They have their old man toffees like Werther’s.
If you think about it, Africans are the real "pure blooded" people, because they didn't interbreed with the Neanderthals like Europeans did after migrating out of Africa.
Steamed Hams is the new Aristocrats joke
Nobody alive has a kill/death ratio IRL, since you can't divide by zero.
When replicants become ubiquitous we will tell them apart from us not by their mannerisms, but by their hands
When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.
If someone built an anti spam AI bot to answer spam calls the phone lines would just be call centre bots talking to AI bots
it's quite ironic that English became the lingua franca
it's so nice to sing
Even though the sound coming from my head is totally analog.
If two children are conceived on the same day but one is born prematurely, both children are technically the same age.
Because of the date of conception and all that.
What if cars grew from use - like animals. A lot of people with big/small vehicles today would be flipped around.
Just thinking about all the… Shall we say “under used” pickup trucks in my neck of the woods. Bought to look like the owner moves shit - when in reality it just signals to me they have the money to make others do it for them.
The problem with AI alignment is that humans aren't aligned
I’m sure there are some AI peeps here. Neural networks scale with size because the number of combinations of parameter values that work for a given task scales exponentially (or, even better, factorially if that’s a word???) with the network size. How can such a network be properly aligned when even humans, the most advanced...
The saying is "eat the rich" because "kill the rich" would get you banned from social media, yet eat implies cannibalism and is thus more offensive.
A year in Mars is longer than the ones on Earth, so ppl living on Mars would celebrate less birthdays and technically die younger.
Imagine how gross it would be if our pets sweat like humans did...
Thoughts during my 3rd cold shower of the day, trying to keep cool in this muggy weather in the North East
Reddit will, at some point, be automatically installed on some phones likes Facebook and Twitter.
People born in the year 2000 don't have to try and calculate how old they are when people ask them their age
I was born in 1989 and the math is HARD some days.
Curiosity is not a guarantee of intelligence, but a lack of curiosity is the opposite. Curiosity is far easier to probe in smalltalk and interviews without self awareness filters.
Barbie and Chevrolet parternered, but it wasn't to promote the Malibu.
Just seems like a missed opportunity