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Anticorp ,

Time to realign something or reverse some polarity somewhere.

LucyLastic ,

“… and for some reason the ODB 2 connector is under your console on the bridge, Data. You have to take the ashtray out to get to it.” - Geordie, probably

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s clearly an experimental Romulan warship.

fiah ,
@fiah@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

the mass tachyon flow sensor has been acting up again

ryan ,

If it's anything like my vehicle, they forgot to securely tighten the gas dilithium cap after refueling.

CeruleanRuin ,

Better eject the warp core immediately.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Geordi: It’s nothing to worry about really, Data. If we were on the original NCC-1701, this would be a bigger deal, but on modern models like ours, we can probably safely ignore this for a while.

aeronmelon ,

The “check dilithium chamber” light has been on since Starbase 34.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The ship has been rearranged in design with both warp core engines aimed in two different angles for maximum efficiency.

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

If it’s as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to ‘the warp core is mid-breach’.

bionicjoey ,

They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

cheery_coffee ,

Great, we ran the diagnostic and now there are four lights

bionicjoey ,

I think you mean five lights

cheery_coffee ,

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

bionicjoey ,

zap

rookeh ,

Core breach would be a flashing CEL.

marcos ,

You know, now that it’s being discussed… with all the LCD screens in a modern car, it should show you the problem already instead of that bullshit light.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I think it means you need to reverse the polarity of something. Or do something with auxillary power.

AbidingOhmsLaw ,

Eject the warp core!

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Easy there, Shax

Stamets ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Just imagining Tom Paris rocking up, shoving Geordie out of the way, and starting a lecture on 20th century earth automobiles.

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