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xantoxis ,

Wouldn’t even take a month, just prepay for those reserved instances.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

We were spending more than $10M/month at my last job, but less than $100M.

I can spend $100M/month using only AWS CLI and a small shell script.

RandomVideos ,

Create a company that specializes in finding loopholes in genie challenges, hire 5 people with a salary of 20 million USD/month, pay that company 100 million USD to find a loophole to be able to spend the money easily and realize that you aleady spent the money

Dasus , (edited )
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

High-stakes gambling. Play like shit, assuming that winning would count as not having spent the money.

Shouldn’t be that hard to get to bigger and bigger tables when you’re just literally throwing money away and losing on purpose.

Edit yeah the text pretty clearly said no gambling

Also, couldn’t you hire a personal servant? No owning, no buying.

Rent all the fucking hotel rooms. Here’s just one that’s 100k a night. architecturaldigest.com/…/inside-the-most-expensi…

Or you know, go for an entire island.

www.privateislandsonline.com/search?availability=…

Have a few yachts visit.

boatinternational.com/…/most-expensive-superyacht…

Fly from casinos to other casinos and then to the harbor with your super yacht filled with hired servants (and is the cap you can pay others salary set? Foot massager, 10 million an hour?) then have a party on the island, take another yacht to another island and yeah I think 100 million in a month is very much doable.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

a single university textbook

slazer2au ,

Create a serverless function on alibaba that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to alibaba.

Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that and we should hit 100M by Tuesday.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

This basically the premise to Richard Pryor’s movie “Brewster’s Millions” except that one of the rules was that you cannot buy or own anything. At the end of the month you must have spent the money and have nothing to show for it.

The answer is politics. Spend it all on a political campaign.

jacobc436 ,

That is inherently a gift then, donation? No different that giving it away and morally lesser to giving to the poor. Breaks one of the rules.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh no. The no gifting rule is also in effect. It was his own political campaign.

multifariace ,

Unless it is a superpac.

IphtashuFitz ,

I loved the bit where he spent a small pile of that money on an Inverted Jenny postage stamp then used it to send a postcard.

zkfcfbzr ,

Finally, a use for NFTs

Edit: Wait, nevermind, they said no throwing it away

Bassman1805 ,

$100M of $VT, secure my ultra-comfortable retirement right then and there.

RustyNova ,

I get 100m up front, right?

Right?

Philharmonic3 ,

I bet you could do it. Go to the yacht store with your bank’s president

savvywolf ,
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

Okay, this nerd sniped me super hard. Sure you can spend it on a big massive project like a mansion or whatever, but you aren’t going to be able to have it finished (and thus paid for) in a month.

Not too mention if you do want to drop that much money at one, there’ll be many checks in place. Your bank will block your account for “suspicious activity”. The person who you are paying will probably want to run a background check or just refuse to take payment up front.

You’d have to justify where you got that money from as well, most likely, and saying a “genie” probably would get you some strange looks and perhaps arrested.

I legit don’t know how you’d actually get rid of that much money in a month.

toast ,

Stocks, bonds, annuities

stetech ,

That’s equity. Not spent money, just less-directly-available cash… But if that doesn’t count, real estate technically doesn’t either… Really tough question, depending on the circumstance

Creat ,

Arguably gambling.

Telorand ,

I hear there’s some politicians who enjoy “vacations with friends…”

Bye ,

You could spend 100m in a day on real estate where I live. There are multiple 40-50m parcels available all over the place.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Pay in advance

frickineh ,

I’m assuming that if the genie is giving you the money, magic will take care of some of those concerns.

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