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Erlang/elixir processes to the process supervisor when an error happens and the process dies: (lemmy.world)
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I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable (sh.itjust.works)
ah yes, the mythical Java Script (discuss.tchncs.de)
I wonder how did Microsoft come up with this suggestion.
Cli for the win (lemmy.ml)
sudo (files.mastodon.social)
alt textBrain: Open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied. Brain: Sudo open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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Data Lake (lemmy.ml)
I use nixos btw (picsur.org)
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The Complete Guide to Getting a Tech Job (www.youtube.com)
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Temporary mental block (programming.dev)
Proof that Regex is Hate Speech!
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UTF-Random — Technical Specification (sebastiancarlos.com)
Every Time (media.mas.to)
Non-consensual TED talk. (plush.city)
I'm going to sit down and actually learn git this week (midwest.social)
Hanker pranks (lemmy.world)
I’ve create a website you can use to prank your colleague, friend or family member when he/she leaves his/her computer unlocked....
If you run this JavaScript function on the 31st of a month, the result will be a month off. The best part is that this is the intended behvaior. JavaScript is a cursed language.
function getMonthName(monthNumber) {...