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fubo , in It's older than a lot of new developers at this point.

For a little historical context:

  • IPv6 became a draft standard in 1998, and did not officially lose the “draft” status until 2017.
  • Hurricane Electric launched their well-known IPv6 tunnel service in 2001.
  • Google has published IPv6 adoption stats since 2008. These stats consistently show a greater fraction of users are on IPv6 on the weekend, because it’s more common on mobile and home networks than office networks.
TCB13 ,
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Unfortunately some ISPs are total garbage and don’t support IPv6 in 2023. Eg. lemmy.world/comment/269250

ghostermonster ,

My ISP forces me to choose between static IPv4 or non-routable IPv4+IPv6 😓

dragnucs , in GitHub to Replace Pagan Monad with Christian Cross

I want the crescent moon.

phorq ,

Croissant moon good enough?: 🥐

OsrsNeedsF2P OP , in So I was looking up Youtube tutorials..

@happygirlzt is the video creator, ESL

captainjaneway , in Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized.
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Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

  • int: numeral
  • boolean: veritas
  • char: littera
  • string: verbum
  • double: fractio
  • struct: aedificium

<span style="color:#323232;">numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE" 
</span>
Tenthrow , in Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized.
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This is the best programming joke I have seen in at least a week.

i_love_FFT ,
@i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml avatar

Quite so

Rodsterlings_cig , in Happened now

To your own personal repository, right?!

NicKoehler OP ,

That’s the neat part, no

flauschke , in Happened now

FYI you should be able to disallow directly pushing to the master branch and only allow merging

matt , in I hope you all have a great day.
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KMohZaid ,
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Wow ,😂

Hazzard , in New VS Code Extension Replaces Booleans with Toggles

I used an extension a while ago that changed CSS colour values () into little coloured dots, that became a colour picker when clicking on them (while still letting you input RGB or Hex, ofc), and it was pretty awesome!

So, I could unironically see this being really nice. Although… I think this would need a pretty narrow context, something like if x == true would look pretty confusing as a toggle, I imagine. But assigning x = true? Bring it on.

sebastiancarlos OP ,

Good point. I actually thing that having if x == true is bad practice anyway because it’s redundant, so showing a toggle in that context would have the benefit of highlighting that something’s wrong.

rattenjunge , in I lied

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

03ari , in I lied

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

Mcballs1234 ,
@Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

Sadly yes… waiting on that bug fix still… I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I’ll have sex with them as a donation…

vanZuider ,

I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

Xeelee , in I lied
@Xeelee@kbin.social avatar

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

kevinbacon ,
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Oh you’ll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bear_with_a_hammer ,

🤣

Potato_in_my_anus , in I lied

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

GNUmer , in I lied

How about both?

ThesePaycheckAvenging ,

It's really hard to code while fucking.

Eavolution ,
@Eavolution@kbin.social avatar

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

SSUPII ,

And burn your partner’s back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?

SSUPII , in I lied

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

EROLoLICON ,
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And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉

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