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pootedesu , in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities
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The client requested carrots but after delivery tells you they actually meant zucchini. You think it is strange to put zucchinis in a salad but still meticulously go through their dish and replace all carrots with zucchinis. Upon delivery they ask why it tastes weird and you realize they meant cucumber not zucchini and they got the two confused.

pumpkin , in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities

We’ve looked at the user data and carrots just aren’t that popular, so it doesn’t make sense to keep supporting them. We’re working on a new vegetable which we hope to show off sometime new next.

evmexa42 , in (Deprecated)
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stackoverflow: you are not allowed to pour this glass with chatGPT

evmexa42 , in so scary
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and then you just press the power button

Alkalyon , in With a sprinkle of suspiciously similar variable names here, there, and everywhere

As I’ve been using mods for Tears of the Kingdom game there were 2 versions of the DS4 UI prompts mod.

The first one almost never worked and was slowly getting updated so another dude just remade a new one and made it better and for all layouts.

The dude that created the first mod then started sending cringe messages to the new modder about how they look awfully similar and why did he choose to do that.

Dude, you made a mod that changes the letter A icon to the letter O icon. What creative freedom do you think there is to make a unique mod?

simple , in Modern Application Architecture

Brent’s desk is actually the microservice holding everything together. Don’t shake the cables when you sit down or you’ll risk crashing the whole website.

mrmanager , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...
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258 was the best part. :)

abcd , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

Seeing 258 in an IP Address made me cry 😂

terribleplan , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...
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That... that is never how that worked...

pcouy , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

There are far less than 255 countries in the world, and most countries do not have 255 regions.

On the other hand, most regions have more than 255 subnets, and with NAT these days, most subnets have faaaaar more than 255 devices

open_world , in Inheritance
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You know, I’ve always read that COBOL projects still get maintained to this day because the costs of rewriting these projects just are too high. I wonder if there’s a cutoff point where maintaining them starts costing more than the rewrite. I just don’t see how organizations can justify maintaining these projects without these kind of changes forever.

anders , in K.I.S.S. (Stolen from /r/Programmer Humor)

@pcouy LMAO 🤣

TeaHands , in Hackathon shenanigans
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This is also how I feel watching discussions of how to contribute to Lemmy and what needs doing, when I previously thought I was a halfway competent web dev.

devien , in First thing the new hire did before quitting

So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

sailsperson ,

It’s called programmer humor for a reason: we’re just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

AmbientChaos , in System admins be like:

Giraffes have a laryngeal nerve that runs down the length of their neck, around their heart, and then back up to the larynx for no good reason. It’s can be over a 15 foot detour! Imagine a sys admin seeing something like that, haha

crmsnbleyd ,
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pretty wild that natural selection just allowed that to happen. But then, the same can be said of many cable set-ups

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