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CliveRosfield , in Came back to learn you have job security

Situations like this remind me of devs that talk at people, but not with them.

gravitas_deficiency , in O of what now

We will also accept “I’ll file a ticket under the tech debt epic” (which will never get picked up unless/until it causes a prod outage/SLA violation)

Mikina , in O of what now

O(fuck)

sfxrlz ,

O(unnecessary zoom meeting)

xmunk , in O of what now

Acshually, in the context of O(N^2) N can be seen to constantly be equal to N and thus, as a constant, we can ignore it in our O analysis.

Yes, my bubble sort does run in O(1)

0x0 ,

Get out of my office

Alienmonkey ,

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can’t read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

fluckx , in Flight instinct intensifies

Fuck detailed work logging. Best I can do is tell you how much time I spent per client in increments of 30mins.

Avg ,

Had a coworker do it in 2 hours increment, customer asked to have him removed from the project because even emails led to being billed for 2 hours.

Daxtron2 ,

Context switching tax

knightly , in Came back to learn you have job security
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Ah, “Explaining”. There’s your problem.

Lets have a checklist with supporting documentation, please~

Sunrosa , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“Default rating”

perishthethought , in Came back to learn you have job security

My American self: Three WEEKS!?!?!!!?!!?

meekah ,
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And believe it or not, we’re still being exploited. Just not as badly as you guys are.

lord_ryvan ,

My 24 holidays are my 24 holidays, as long as I bill them 2 weeks (one sprint) on advance. Which part is exploited? (and also in what country, for legal reference)

meekah ,
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I mostly mean the lack of proper universal healthcare that forces many workers in the us to use holidays for sick days. I was assuming that’s the reason 3 weeks of holidays sounds outlandish to the original commenter.

lord_ryvan ,

I mean, it’s also uncommon to actually get 15 holidays on your contract in the US

But how do people in your country get exploited, when they do get more holidays

meekah ,
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We get underpaid and an unreasonable amount of money still flows to shareholders etc. Essentially we still suffer from all the exploitation that comes with capitalism.

eager_eagle , in O of what now
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

at job interview

“ah sure, I’ll solve it in n log(n) for you with an obscure algorithm because n² is too slow for your 1000 customers, even though there’s no perceived difference for n<10⁷.”

hperrin , in O of what now

O(n!^n!^)

It works really well, until n=3, which takes a while. Don’t ask about n=4.

puchaczyk , in O of what now

O(TREE(n))

JoYo , in Came back to learn you have job security
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

Came back to learn you created job security

FIFY

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Tomato tomayto

chuckleslord , in O of what now
LANIK2000 , in Flight instinct intensifies

My company is very lenient with how I spend my time (as long as I’m somewhat in the office and get my work done, which I god danm do!) and it’s absolutely amazing. Often before a big release I run out of work and since no one is tracking it, I can just work on optimizing/cleaning our code or fixing some UX issue. I mean what are people gonna complain about? Me not doing the work I already completed? If they ever start tracking us I’m jumping ship, our new team pushes out the best code this company ever had and if that’s not enough, then nothing could be.

I’m also confused about this whole “constant meetings” thing. At work I have an analyst that does the vast majority of client communication for me. From how people talk about work, it makes me think “analysts” aren’t a thing in other companies. My gf (also a developer) didn’t even know what an “analyst” could be. Like seriously? I love that guy! Life would suck soo much without him. The only meetings I attend are technical or educational in nature. And our monthly team leader meetings, just because he wants to make sure everything is ok with us.

Spacehooks , in Came back to learn you have job security

Worst is redo it all

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