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SuperSleuth , in but true

I’m quite happy finding bugs. It’s the not finding bugs and my code not working that scares me.

SnowFoxx ,
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I like producing bugs, guess we would be a great team lol

brahmsss , in Having a lot of this lately.

its certainly a hassle

marv99 ,

Funny that the original post is 3 years old but it is still so actual :)

Phoenix3875 , in I mean at least they are honest?

At least for GDPR, if you are not storing users’ data, you don’t have to put a banner.

bighi ,

And even if you’re storing relevant user data, you don’t have to put a banner.

You only need a banner if you’re storing data you don’t need, for tracking or other secondary purposes.

devfuuu ,

But companies actively want the end users to misunderstand and blame the law for making the internet so bad with the banners.

Remember, companies only care about their pockets, not the people.

devious , in For loops? That's a weird way of saying try catch

I once worked with a senior dev who wrote all his array iteration for loops with no condition e.g “for int i = 0 ;; i++” and added an “if i == array.length then break” type condition to the end of every block… And he genuinely didn’t see this as a problem at all.

LeylaaLovee OP ,
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This was something I did in school to fuck with the teacher. He said all he cared about was output so as long as the code all worked, we could make it as stupid as we want. He taught us really good basics though. Really encouraged us to learn more about coding ourselves so that we could make the next best shitpost for the class. My favorite was creating stupid arithmetic functions. What the fuck is i++? I only know the function increaseIByOne

bighi , in Social distancing

This meme is so “junior dev”. Just get over it.

Junior dev with 2 months of experience: “Did you know that HTML is not a programming language? I’m so smart for knowing this!”

Actual smart devs: “Who cares? You know what they mean, don’t be pedantic and focus on getting your tasks done in time.”

Meloku , in Bad news everyone
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Soooo… When do we start the Fediverse fersion of SO?

Standingcat ,
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Wouldnt that just be /c/programming ?

LiquorFan , in thought you stood a chance?

I have seen this meme at least 471 times, it’s still as funby as the first time.

desmosthenes , in thought you stood a chance?
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lololol attacked again

southerntofu , in Programming languages like PHP and JavaScript get a lot of valid criticism, but I feel that we do have to consider the fact that their ease of use got A LOT of people into programming.

That’s also why i love the rust ecosystem. If you have rust installed and have your local dependencies (or only use the standard library), the docs can be generated locally (cargo doc). I certainly remember local manuals helping me out more than once over the years :)

ladydascalie ,

Go does this too, and I believe a couple other modern languages do too. Seems like the need for it is real and has been recognised by language authors

WhosMansIsThis , in Stage 1: denial

I just need the error message to prove to me that it’s real.

evirac , in advise

Sounds helpful. I usually eat the pizza with the cardboard box

apigban ,

Fiber. Yum.

evirac ,

Also the crunch 🤌🏻

Thorosofbeer , in Stop wasting half the CPU and lots of RAM on a few buttons and some text

Teams would be very offended if it could afford the spare CPU cycles to read your post.

bi_tux , in i hate the antichrist
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I’m pro Traaaaanarchy

DarthFrodo , in object.setobject(object.getobject().object).to_object()

The neat thing is, you can add stuff like range checks and logging for getters and setters without changing every call. Separation of concerns is also vital in larger projects.

jazz ,

also const correctness in languages that support that concept

hairinmybellybutt OP ,

typical OOP progaganda

bi_tux , in object.setobject(object.getobject().object).to_object()
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